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Averch-Johnson effected adj. Still drunk, and accumulating empty glasses in the belief that further capital will enlarge the eventual profit. Volare remained Averch-Johnson effected, investing in glasses whose returns could not be collected. Avernied adj. Still drunk, and regarding the last orders bell as a temporary setback in the evening's campaign. Elenis was Avernied at the station, refusing to accept that the pub had genuinely closed. Averrhoismed adj. Too drunk to maintain a private mind, having outsourced thought to the nearest available philosopher. Deagan got Averrhoismed and attributed his opinions to a collective intellect at the next table. Averrhoisted adj. Having drunk enough to conduct peripatetic philosophy between the bar and the lavatory. Aleecia became Averrhoisted and delivered her argument while walking determinedly towards the lavatory. Averroismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every thought in the room as one thought, and therefore partly yours. Eziquiel became Averroismed and claimed ownership of opinions expressed by three absent people. Averroisted adj. Having drunk more than a Renaissance philosopher could reasonably have defended while pacing between tables. Chasey grew Averroisted and lectured on motion whilst circling the same chair. Avicennanned adj. You have drunk enough to acquire disciples, a medical theory, and no reliable pulse-taking technique. Kamarionna became Avicennanned and diagnosed the barman with an excess of philosophical melancholy. Avicennismed adj. You are drunk and treating the evening as a school of Persian philosophy with a licensing problem. Guler was Avicennismed and established a philosophical school between the jukebox and the fire exit. Avicennisted adj. Of a drinker: persuaded that every practical difficulty is best answered by a long philosophical preamble. Rajaa became Avicennisted and prefaced the request for chips with a discourse on causation. Avignon berried adj. Of a drinker who has turned yellow with drink and is now suitable for dyeing an indifferent garment. Jaylese got Avignon berried and offered her stained sleeve to the nearest painter. Avignonesed adj. Reduced by drink to appointing a provisional capital in whatever room remains available. Nathalene was Avignonesed and declared the conservatory the administrative centre. Avometered adj. A drinker who measures the evening with suspicious accuracy, provided nobody asks about the readings. Waled was Avometered and reported the bar's electrical mood to two decimal places. Avoyelled adj. A drinker so far gone that the room's geography has become an inlet, a confluence, and an expedition. Erin- became Avoyelled and described the carpet as a river mouth near a distant confluence. Avuvied adj. Drunk to a degree that you face the morning with the dignified, slightly puzzled alertness of a small hound. Archey was Avuvied by breakfast, watching the toast as though it might bolt. Awabaed adj. Drunk to the extent of finding the morning-after silence a larger gathering than it is. Kavika was Awabaed, greeting the empty kitchen as though it had assembled for him. Awabagaled adj. Drunk on the strength of which the morning divides into several equally unconvincing accounts. Hades gave an Awabagaled account of the taxi, with each version gaining confidence.