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AFB'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating from a remote base whose principal installation is the spare room. Kayal became AFB'd and instructed Jorgi to report to the sofa for overnight operations. AFBN'd adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a sharply localised ache and no useful account of its origin. Sophee woke AFBN'd, pointing to one side and requesting a diagnosis with toast. AFC'd adj. Of a drinker: collecting each fare, round and small debt without once involving a person. Rosela was AFC'd and demanded exact change before anyone could join the next round. AFCI'd adj. Too drunk to detect a dangerous connection before cutting the conversation dead without warning. Makensy went AFCI'd when the landlord asked about the unpaid round. AFCS'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and collecting fares from people who are only trying to leave. Shelan was AFCS'd, charging departing guests two pounds for crossing the hallway. AFCdomed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become chiefly concerned with being the ordinary hero of an ordinary evening. Satchel was AFCdomed and delivered a stirring speech about paying the bill. AFChicked adj. Reduced by drink to a disappointed fellow whose grand romantic strategy is asking whether anyone wants chips. Chele got AFChicked and abandoned courtship for a substantial portion of chips. AFCnessed adj. Softened by drink into the condition of expecting destiny while waiting for a bus. Jaylun became AFCnessed and mistook the late bus for a significant personal invitation. AFDB'd adj. Reduced by drink to a floating dry dock for damaged conversation, receiving each sentence in need of repair. Caydyn was AFDB'd, while Taliyha moored beside him with a drink and several unfinished remarks. AFDD'd adj. Having drunk enough to treat every raised voice as a sign of imminent trouble and interrupt accordingly. Jaclin got AFDD'd and separated two men who were merely comparing crisps. AFF'd adj. Drunk to a degree that descending from the sofa requires instruction, equipment, and a nominated observer. Zemora went AFF'd and requested a guided descent from the sofa to the kitchen. AFFF'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a foaming aqueous application, extinguishing every remaining spark of judgement. Seliah was AFFF'd by midnight, smothering each objection beneath another round of explanations. AFFO'd adj. Drunk, with the result that adjusted funds from operations are discussed while the household accounts remain untouched. Durward got AFFO'd and explained the flat’s adjusted funds from operations to an empty mug. AFI'd adj. Drunk to the extent of authorising every transaction, provided someone else handles the fees. Heylen was AFI'd and approved the table's entire order without examining the bill. AFJ'd adj. Having drunk enough to mistake ordinary hospitality for an April Fools' joke and involve everyone in checking it. Philo was AFJ'd and inspected the complimentary water for hidden instructions. AFL'd (/eɪ ɛf ɛld/) adj. Of a drinker: unable to commit to one language for the short journey from bar to stairs. Chloeann was AFL'd and switched conversational systems halfway up the staircase.