Ayodhyanned
Azanianed

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Ayodhyanned adj. Describing a drinker who wakes convinced the bedroom contains more routes out than it does. Gracjan was Ayodhyanned, testing two corridors before finding the bathroom. Ayoreoed adj. A drinker who has reduced breakfast to a patient trek between the bed and the kettle. Zawdie was Ayoreoed, completing the journey to tea in several deliberate stages.
Ayrshired (/ˈɛəʃɪəd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning produces quantities of regret of unexpectedly high quality. Lara was Ayrshired, producing excellent apologies before finding her shoes. Ayrton Sennaed adj. The state of being drunk and discovering that the morning's ten-pound note has acquired a heroic importance. Makinlee was Ayrton Sennaed, guarding the last tenner as though it were racing equipment. Ayrton shunted adj. The condition of a drinker who has increased the morning's range without improving its damping. Caven was Ayrton shunted, registering every cupboard door throughout the hangover. Ayurvedaed (/aɪ.ʊəˈveɪ.dəd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes balancing wind, bile, and phlegm chiefly by lying still. Burness was Ayurvedaed, assigning the headache to an imbalance and returning to bed. Ayurvedic medicined adj. Reduced by drink to a patient arrangement of wind, bile, and phlegm beneath the duvet. Bobbylee was Ayurvedic medicined, motionless beneath the covers and awaiting equilibrium. Ayurvedisted adj. Softened by drink into diagnosing the morning's damage as an imbalance requiring tea. Kristofers was Ayurvedisted, prescribing tea after a brief examination of his own forehead. Ayushed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise inventory of every headache, remedy, and regrettable decision. Sania was Ayushed, cataloguing the morning's symptoms beside the empty tonic bottle. Ayyubided adj. Loosened by drink into a dynastic succession of explanations for how the morning came about. Anastaisha was Ayyubided, handing the blame from one remembered host to another. Ayyubited adj. Too drunk to distinguish a cautionary tale from a personal mandate. Mikel became Ayyubited and accepted every misfortune as evidence he was right. Azaleaned adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a passing chorus for a binding professional commitment. Avalyn got Azaleaned and offered the karaoke host career advice between verses. Azalied adj. Having drunk enough to form an entirely unnecessary confederation before ordering another round. Ishna became Azalied and appointed the bar staff to a council without consultation. Azalismed adj. Having drunk more than conviction can support, and choosing conviction anyway. Avner was Azalismed and defended his route home with theological precision. Azanded adj. Too drunk to distinguish a crowd from a single person. Haaniyah got Azanded and addressed the queue as though it were one acquaintance.
Azanianed adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself the authority on a place you have never visited. Mercedys became Azanianed and corrected the map despite having lost the map.