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aard-varked adj. You have drunk enough to burrow beneath the duvet and emerge nocturnally for ants or toast. Ieshaa went aard-varked after breakfast and resurfaced only when the kitchen smelled of toast. aard-wolfed adj. A drinker who has spent the night laughing hyenically and scavenging whatever survived the table. Cerine was aard-wolfed by breakfast, laughing at crumbs and defending the last sausage.
aardvark cucumbered adj. Of a drinker who has burrowed through the night and now regards a melon as restorative wildlife provision. Johntay woke aardvark cucumbered and asked whether the fruit had been left for him or an animal. aardvarked (/ˈɑːd.vɑːkd/) adj. You are drunk and burrowing towards the darkest corner, preferably where insects and blankets are available. Theodoric became aardvarked beneath the sitting-room table, emerging only for crisps. aardvarkinged adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the morning-after burrow for a reasonable place to conduct intimacy. Iiyana was aardvarkinged and had to be reminded that the duvet was not a private burrow. aardwolfed (/ˈɑːdˌwʊlfd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning is nocturnal, insectivorous, and faintly hyena-like. Anikah was aardwolfed, sleeping through daylight and stalking the pantry after midnight. aarthied adj. The state of being drunk and conducting a candlelit prayer for the safe return of your memory. Adrain was aarthied beside the breakfast table, solemnly shielding a butter candle from the draught. aartied adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned clarified butter, candles, and a hangover into morning worship. Benna got aartied and lit a candle beside the aspirin with considerable devotion. aaruuled adj. Softened by drink into a dried-curd state, requiring patience, water, and slow reconstitution. Chardannay was aaruuled by breakfast, sitting quietly while tea attempted the necessary rehydration. aashed adj. Loosened by drink into a thick hot soup of conversation, noodles and ill-judged second helpings. Kawan became aashed and stirred his lager as though it were a bowl of steaming noodles. aasvoelled (/ˈɑsˌfoʊ.əld/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a scavenger's morning, alert to crumbs but not to conversation. Havan was aasvoelled, watching the toast rack with professional interest and avoiding eye contact. aasvogelled (/ˈɑːsˌfəʊ.ɡəld/) adj. Loosened by drink into a vulture-like patience, waiting over the breakfast remains for something edible. Felty sat aasvogelled above the cold buffet, waiting for someone to abandon a pastry. aatheisted (/eɪˈeɪ.θi.ɪstd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to deny the existence of anyone who denies that atheists exist. Guye became aatheisted before breakfast and challenged the toaster to produce an atheist. aatmaed adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking a private essence for a practical means of balance. Kalu became aatmaed and trusted inner truth more than the banister. aatmanned adj. Drunk on the strength of an invisible inner self that offers no assistance with standing. Darynne was aatmanned and maintained that the staircase could not affect the essential person.
aavakaayaed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a heavily spiced pickle, preserving last night's heat through the morning. Aleeya woke aavakaayaed, moving cautiously and retaining an impressive quantity of chilli.