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AFM'd adj. Of a drinker: still mapping every ridge and blemish of the morning, as though the toast were an atomic surface. Holland was AFM'd, examining the toast for topographical clues to the missing phone. AFN'd adj. You are drunk and have reduced every telephone number to digits, including your own address. Suprena went AFN'd and recited the takeaway number without its memorable part. AFO'd adj. Of a drinker: armed with misplaced confidence and prepared to enforce a rule nobody made. Wakenda went AFO'd and attempted to clear the smoking area by pointing at a breadstick. AFOL'd (/ˈæ.fɒld/) adj. Drunk past the point of regarding grown people constructing small plastic buildings as unusual. Bela was AFOL'd and discussed the missing brick with the seriousness of a procurement issue. AFOLU'd adj. Drunk on the strength of cultivating the ground, managing livestock, and losing track of both feet. Breedge was AFOLU'd and tried to herd the coats towards the stairs. AFP'd adj. Of a drinker: a useful early marker of the evening, though not yet evidence of full development. Zariyha was AFP’d, an early indicator of the night’s condition rather than its final result. AFQT'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and answering simple questions as though sitting an examination. Lutece was AFQT'd and requested clarification before identifying the crisps. AFR'd adj. The state of being drunk and recognising every face, including several belonging to lamps. Missouria was AFR'd, greeting the portrait above the mantel as an old acquaintance. AFRM'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every minor service rendered as a medal-worthy achievement. Saralie got AFRM'd and awarded herself recognition for finding the lavatory. AFRP'd adj. Drunk to the point where the conversation has become reinforced plastic: strong, rigid, and difficult to reshape. Jaydien was AFRP'd and treated every mild suggestion as a permanent structural feature. AFS'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and stationed indefinitely beside the nearest source of refreshments. Lauryann became AFS'd and remained beside the bar while Rilynne negotiated a taxi. AFSM'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and expecting the staff to acknowledge your sustained contribution to the evening. Brittnye became AFSM'd and thanked the bar team for their operational support. AFSS'd adj. Drunk enough to activate the evening's flight-safety procedure and terminate proceedings without further warning. Sterlin got AFSS'd at last orders and was escorted away before attempting another round. AFTS'd adj. Drunk past the point of safe continuation, triggering an automatic end to the evening and a controlled return home. Louie-george became AFTS'd when the barman called time and surrendered to the taxi. AFUE'd adj. Drunk to the point where the fuel put in produces very little useful movement, particularly uphill. Redman was AFUE'd by the third round and required two attempts to reach the landing. AFV'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a mobile combatant whose principal enemy is an uncooperative doorway. Victorino went AFV'd and attacked the narrow doorway with the confidence of a trained vehicle.