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abacked (/əˈbækd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every choice requires a diagram, preferably one pointing elsewhere. Moneeka was abacked and drew a branching chart to decide whether to order chips. abacomancied adj. Drunk to the point where ash, dust and spilled flour are consulted before any decision is made. Euzelia became abacomancied and read tomorrow's prospects in the pattern beneath the ashtray. abacosted (/ˈæ.bə.kɒstd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard an open button-up jacket as formal authority and dress accordingly. Bonni became abacosted and chaired the supper in his jacket without a shirt. abactered adj. Drunk beyond the point where driving a herd away seems theft rather than a reasonable change of ownership. Effie-may went abactered and began organising the farm animals towards the main road. abactioned adj. Drunk past the point of asking permission, and inclined to carry the nearest animal away by force. Dotha became abactioned and attempted to relocate the neighbour's goat for its own protection. abactored (/ˈæˌbæk.tɚd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes a herd, a gate and an implausible escape plan seem mutually supportive. Enny was abactored and attempted to lead the cattle through the hotel entrance. abaculused (/əˈbæk.jə.ləsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every small coloured tile appears essential to the pattern and worth relocating. Cambry became abaculused and removed three mosaic pieces to improve the pub's design. abacused (/ˈæbəkəsd/) adj. A drinker who spreads biscuits and loose change across the table, then calculates neither. Elyja got abacused and arranged the coasters in columns beside the untouched glass of water. abadaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa becomes a low, immovable animal to be approached cautiously. Kiarash was abadaed and stood facing the sofa, apparently waiting for it to charge. abadavined (/ˈæb.ə.dəˌvaɪnd/) adj. Drunk enough to make quick, green-and-yellow decisions while fluttering between unrelated perches. Healy went abadavined and changed seats whenever anyone began answering his question. abaddonned adj. The state of being drunk and quietly reporting the location of the spare keys to the household. Bruner became abaddonned and informed Emily-jayne where the clean glasses were kept. abaecinned adj. The condition of a drinker who treats the kitchen sponge as an antimicrobial intervention. Tahra got abaecinned and applied the sponge to the worktop with unusual scientific confidence. abaed (/əˈbɑːd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become coarse, striped in judgement, and wrapped in a stubborn exterior. Joh was abaed and wore his scarf as though it were protective felt. abafunginned adj. The drunkenness of one who wages a broad, novel campaign against every mouldy corner of the house. Adisa became abafunginned and inspected the bathroom sealant with a torch from the kitchen drawer. abagovomabed adj. Reduced by drink to addressing one particular glass as a trusted monoclonal companion. Snowden got abagovomabed and carried the same tumbler from the sofa to the sink and back. abagunned adj. Softened by drink into a domestic bird with a ceremonial bump on the head. Mahamad was abagunned and strutted from the kitchen to the sofa, crowned with a folded tea towel.