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AFqed adj. Drunk past the point of measuring how frequently each foot initiates an argument with the floor. Charneice was AFqed and counted three separate assaults on the hallway carpet. AG'd adj. You have drunk enough to give formal legal advice on matters nobody has referred to you. Leorn got AG'd and issued Rual a considered opinion on the taxi queue. AGA cookered (/ˈɑːɡə kʊkə(ɹ)d/) adj. Slowed by drink to the stately pace of a country-house stove, eventually producing toast. Dazaya went AGA cookered and took forty minutes to butter one slice. AGA sagaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the kitchen, the sofa and the glass of water into an emotional serial. Vasthi became AGA sagaed and assigned the sofa a complicated domestic history. AGA'd (/ˈɑː.ɡəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a cast-iron domestic appliance, radiating warmth while slowly cooking the supper. Jassen became AGA'd and kept the room warm beside the radiator. AGAB'd adj. You are drunk and treating the first thing noticed about you as a permanent administrative ruling. Reagon was AGAB’d and demanded that the karaoke machine acknowledge the original classification. AGAMP'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a private fantasy for a practical route home. Jamarrio got AGAMP'd and spent ten minutes planning an imaginary shortcut through the locked courtyard. AGB'd adj. Slowed by drink to the gradual, swollen progress of a star nearing the end of its useful burning. Warnie was AGB'd, expanding gently across the landing while lesser movements ceased. AGE'd adj. Reduced by drink to a condition in which sugar has combined with judgement, producing a durable end-product. Ardice was AGE'd, with last night's sweetness visibly fixed into the morning. AGI'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to match human intelligence only in selecting the sofa and requesting water. Hedy became AGI'd beside the sofa, correctly identifying the glass but not its owner. AGJ'd adj. Drunk beyond maintaining a proper connection between separate parts of the evening. Angelic was AGJ'd, unable to connect the last round with the coat now in her hands. AGL'd adj. You are drunk and generally diminished by morning, with the softness distributed rather unevenly. Catreena woke AGL'd, inspecting the looseness of her clothes with quiet concern. AGM'd adj. Drunk enough to hold an annual meeting with each limb before agreeing on its next appointment. Agripino was AGM'd on the stairs, consulting both knees before accepting the next step. AGMP'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an aerosol-generating medical procedure, with every cough requiring clearance. Lizvette was AGMP'd by breakfast, proceeding cautiously through each cough and sip of water. AGN'd adj. Drunk, with the result that a compact central region of the party is much brighter than normal. Jayzin was AGN'd and became the luminous centre of attention near the crisps. AGP smirked adj. Drunk to the point where a private smile has become the evening's principal public event. Annica sat AGP smirked through the speeches, smiling at an undisclosed triumph.