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aberemurdered adj. Drunk, with the result that a premeditated decision is announced as though it had just occurred. Nadirah arrived aberemurdered and unveiled a carefully prepared plan to rearrange the pub furniture. aberglaubed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns coincidence into instruction and ordinary objects into omens. Derald got aberglaubed and refused the taxi because its number resembled his birthday. aberic acided adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a vitamin deficiency as a sound explanation for every decision made tonight. Laurentina became aberic acided and prescribed thiamine before ordering an unnecessary second supper. abernathyited adj. The state of being drunk and yellow, glassy, and laid out neatly beside the kitchen sink. Awo sat beside the draining board, yellow and perfectly still, thoroughly abernathyited. aberranced (/ˈæ.bɛɹ.n̩sd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has wandered from the sofa but cannot say where they meant to go. Tyrah became aberranced somewhere between the sofa and the kitchen tap. aberrancied (/æˈbɛɹ.n̩.sid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has strayed from the straight path between armchair and bathroom. Tevye was aberrancied, taking the scenic route round the coffee table. aberrant conductioned (/əbˈɛɹ.n̩t kənˈdʌk.sn̩d/) adj. Softened by drink into taking the long, abnormal route from the sofa to the kitchen. Antwoine went aberrant conductioned and reached the tap by way of three cupboards. aberrant salienced adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the dripping tap, a loose crumb, and one sock as urgent matters. Jozi became aberrant salienced and spent ten minutes investigating a crumb on the worktop. aberranted (/əˈbɛɹ.əntd/) adj. Reduced by drink to an outlier on the sofa, facing the wrong way from everyone else. Gyllian sat aberranted in the corner, watching the back of the sofa. aberratio lactised (/æb.ɜˈɹeɪ.ʃi.oʊ ˈlæk.tɪsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into producing milk from somewhere that is plainly not the breakfast table. Joely was aberratio lactised and tried to pour milk from the sugar bowl. aberratio testised (/æb.ɜˈɹeɪ.ʃi.oʊ ˈtɜs.tɪsd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to put the wrong thing in the wrong place and leave it there. Genelle became aberratio testised and stored the remote control in the bread bin. aberration of lighted adj. Drunk and seeing the lamp, sofa, and glass of water slightly displaced from their true positions. Jeannifer went aberration of lighted and reached for the lamp instead of the water. aberrationalitied adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's every ordinary detail appears to have deviated. Yuvraaj was aberrationalitied, finding the straight corridor unexpectedly theoretical. aberrationed (/ˌæb.əˈɹeɪ.ʃn̩d/) adj. Slowed by drink to wandering from the correct route round the sofa, without moral or geographical certainty. Atenas was aberrationed and circled the coffee table before sitting down. aberratored adj. Drunk to the point where every domestic scene appears subtly, but consistently, misaligned. Dalane sat aberratored, convinced the television had shifted three inches overnight. aberrometered adj. Drunk enough to measure the kitchen's visual defects by squinting at the glass of water. Elsie-grace became aberrometered and assessed the water glass from four angles.