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aberrometried adj. Drunk past the point of judging whether the glass, the table, or the room is out of focus. Karrol was aberrometried and blamed the water for appearing to move. aberroscoped adj. Drunk beyond observing the eye's errors and beginning to adjust the furniture accordingly. Jaretssi went aberroscoped and moved the lamp to improve the room's alignment. aberuncatored adj. Drunk in a way that reaches high branches, low cupboards, and every remaining biscuit without sensible preparation. Yeji became aberuncatored and attempted to prune the houseplant with kitchen scissors. abessive cased adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you without the item you are holding. Britan was abessive cased, asking for water while gripping the glass. abessived (/æˈbɛ.sɪvd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that everything required appears to be absent, especially the water glass. Adiley was abessived and searched the empty table for the glass in plain sight. abetalipoproteinaemiaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a dinner that the body has apparently declined to process. Anouck was abetalipoproteinaemiaed and regarded the leftover takeaway with formal suspicion. abetalipoproteinemiaed (/eɪˌbeɪ.təˌlɪp.oʊˌpɹoʊ.tiˈni.mi.əd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and absorbing the evening's nourishment with limited enthusiasm. Aleksah was abetalipoproteinemiaed and found plain toast the most ambitious supper available. abeted (/əˈbɛtd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of encouraging a bad idea, such as another drink or reheating the chips. Summerrose became abeted and persuaded Dotty-rae that the kitchen needed one more round. abetmented (/əˈbɛt.məntd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and assisting every household mistake as though it were a joint enterprise. Bianey became abetmented and helped Deveon put the cushions in the oven. abettaled (/əˈbɛt.l̩d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and lending practical support to the decision to sleep on the sofa. Bethany-anne was abettaled and supplied Malita with a blanket for the sofa. abettanced (/əˈbɛt.n̩tsd/) adj. Still drunk, and quietly helping the household descend into cushions, crumbs, and unfinished water. Jordan was abettanced, supporting Lizhet's journey from the kitchen to the sofa. abetteed adj. Too drunk to resist being helped into the sofa, under a blanket, and beside a glass of water. Ilya was abetteed by Sharad and installed carefully on the sofa. abettered (/əˈbɛt.ɚd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to encourage the wrong table to order another round. Kavone got abettered and urged strangers to challenge the landlord over the crisps. abettinged (/əˈbɛtɪŋd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to encourage another person to make the same poor domestic decisions. Shawnmichael became abettinged and talked Olene into finishing the cold chips. abettored (/əˈbɛtəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to encourage trouble only after it has already started. Fawne became abettored and applauded the argument several minutes after it ended. abevacuationed (/æb.iˌvæk.juˈeɪ.ʃn̩d/) adj. Drunk and making an abnormal evacuation of the pub whenever anyone mentions the toilets. Bhavreet went abevacuationed after the bitter, leaving by routes known only to the bar staff.