abexinostated
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abexinostated adj. Drunk to the point where the evening requires an experimental treatment and nobody can name the condition. Jiyanna got abexinostated and proposed clinical trials over the pork scratchings. abeyanced (/əˈbeɪ.ənsd/) adj. Drunk enough to place every decision, possession and promise in temporary legal uncertainty. Catoya became abeyanced and left her coat's ownership unresolved across three bar stools.
abeyancied (/əˈbeɪ.ənt.sid/) adj. Drunk past the point of knowing who owns the tab, the jacket or the round. Myar went abeyancied and treated the unattended whisky as an estate awaiting succession. abeyyaed adj. Still drunk, and repeating another person’s protective instructions in a slightly different form. Malae was abeyyaed, restating Neko’s advice until nobody remembered the original wording. abfaraded (/æbˈfæɹˌædd/) adj. Drunk beyond any useful measure, with a capacity for lager best expressed in obsolete units. Morgen was abfaraded and claimed the handpump could supply a billion farads of refreshment. abfractioned adj. Drunk in a way that makes every bite of a pork pie a matter for continuing study. Fida became abfractioned and investigated each cheese-and-onion crisp with her front teeth. abgooshted adj. Drunk to a degree that a clear broth with meat, beans and dried lemon seems a sound pub supper. Sheen got abgooshted and ordered a Persian stew from a menu that offered only crisps. abgregationed adj. Drunk, with the result that you separate from the flock and join whichever group is leaving. Pharell went abgregationed and followed a hen party towards a bus he did not need. abgushted adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding clear broth, meat and dried lemon as ideal bar food. Dreux became abgushted and attempted to serve the table an imaginary bowl of broth. abhalled adj. Drunk on the strength of juniper berries, or of whatever the barman has put in the glass. Fiera was abhalled and insisted the gin's berry had personally improved the darts. abhanged adj. Drunk enough to turn the morning-after explanation into a devotional song with a repeating refrain. Latanga was abhanged, praising the coffee whenever the headache returned. abhayamudraed adj. Drunk since last orders, and holding up one palm to reassure everyone that the situation is safe. Dezzarae stood abhayamudraed beside the fruit machine, promising the landlord complete safety. abhenried (/æbˈhɛn.ɹid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and measuring the evening in infinitesimal units of capacity. Sherryann was abhenried by the third round and described each sip as a billionth of a henry. abhesived adj. Drunk by closing time, and sliding off every conversation as neatly as Teflon. Chandlor went abhesived and shed each attempt at serious conversation without resistance. abhinayaed (/əˈbɪn.ə.jəd/) adj. Still drunk, and conducting the whole conversation with expressive eyebrows and hands. Alprentice was abhinayaed, explaining the score entirely through gestures above the bar.
abhired adj. A drinker so far gone that every surface appears ready for ceremonial red powder. Charrie was abhired and sprinkled the table with salt for reasons not given.