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AGP'd adj. Drunk to the extent of needing a high-speed connection between the sofa and the display of the kettle. Freja was AGP'd, linking the sofa to the kettle at considerable domestic bandwidth. AGS'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating minor bodily inconveniences as a rare medical conference. Clydene was AGS'd and convened a symposium on the behaviour of her left knee. AGSM'd adj. Drunk and bracing every muscle as though the lounge were undergoing sudden acceleration. Ladajah was AGSM'd, clenching her abdomen whenever the conversation changed direction. AGV'd adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a fixed route, gentle guidance and no further human decisions. Vaneda was AGV'd and followed the pavement markings directly into the closed taxi office. AGW'd adj. Drunk to the point where the room’s rising temperature is attributed to human activity and the radiator. Leshan was AGW'd and blamed the crowded pub for the climate inside his jumper. AHA'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every wrinkle in the evening appears temporarily reduced. Caleb got AHA’d and declared the pub mirror kinder than it had been at six. AHB'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and pausing halfway across every crossing until someone lowers the barrier. Bithiah was AHB'd and halted beneath the pedestrian signal while traffic accumulated. AHD'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a short medical acronym, and consequently convinced the company requires a briefing. Kento became AHD'd and gave Kaayan a detailed account of symptoms nobody had reported. AHE'd adj. The state of being drunk and privately convinced that the walk home is a completely different sort of outing. Lakyra was AHE'd after closing time and treated the taxi rank as an adventurous new venue. AHJ'd adj. Drunk enough to determine which person, premises or object has jurisdiction over the next round. Onita went AHJ'd and demanded to know whose jurisdiction covered the unattended pint. AHO'd adj. Drunk past the point of requiring permission before attempting anything involving a banister. Dannalee got AHO'd and treated the handrail as a licensed guide down the stairs. AHP'd adj. Reduced by drink to a brief inward dip after every attempt at morning conversation. Jacquanna was AHP'd after coffee, answering each question with a small electrical retreat. AHR'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which even simple arrangements require careful encouragement. Demeatrius was AHR'd and needed several minutes to decide whether to sit down. AHRS'd adj. Drunk beyond reliable reference to pitch or roll, and therefore best left beside the level floor. Morgandy was AHRS'd and selected the kitchen floor as the safest horizontal surface. AHS'd adj. Of a drinker: the hands have undertaken separate morning-after policies, without consulting the person attached to them. Jared-james was AHS'd, buttering toast with one hand while the other searched for the kettle. AHT'd adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation is remembered chiefly by its duration the next morning. Rayirth was AHT'd and timed his apology to the exact length of yesterday's telephone call.