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abhisekaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish ritual cleansing from spilling lager over your sleeves. Alizaya became abhisekaed and anointed the bar with half a cider. abhishekaed (/ʌbɪˈʃeɪkəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to accepting ceremonial attention from anyone holding a damp cloth. Hiba-noor was abhishekaed after the spill, while Carper administered towels with solemn efficiency. abhominationed adj. Softened by drink into regarding every untidy domestic habit as forgivable, including your own. Niegel became abhominationed and apologised to the laundry basket for its workload. abhormented adj. Having drunk enough to regard the pub's respectable snacks with ancient, unqualified disgust. Suanna became abhormented and denounced the salted peanuts as an affront to supper. abhorrationed adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warrants, and finding the buffet an abomination. Rashine grew abhorrationed and called the sausage rolls an abomination before eating three. abhorrenced (/əbˈhɒɹ.n̩(t)sd/) adj. You have drunk enough to develop an utter dislike of the very glass you are holding. Abdalla became abhorrenced and regarded his perfectly sound bitter with profound detestation. abhorrencied (/əˈbɔɹɪnsid/) adj. You are drunk and wandering from the proper company, having taken a singular dislike to the round. Rande went abhorrencied and left his mates to join strangers discussing bus timetables. abhorrered (/əbˈhɔː.ɹəd/) adj. Of a drinker: openly detesting the pub's best-selling lager while continuing to drink it. Casto was abhorrered, condemning the lager between determined swallows. abhorringed (/æbˈhɔɹ.ɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker who has developed detestation for the one snack still available. Faust was abhorringed and described the pork scratchings as morally indefensible. abhorritioned adj. Describing a drinker who has turned ordinary pub fare into an object of utter dislike. Sohail became abhorritioned and rejected the cheese board as an affront to civilisation. abhumanned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you only partially human, but wholly committed to the karaoke. Mayha became abhumanned after midnight and addressed the coat stand as a fellow creature. abhurited adj. Drunk, with the result that you become soft, mineral, and unexpectedly interested in the plumbing. Shaan grew abhurited beside the sink, explaining his composition to anyone washing their hands. abhyangaed adj. Drunk to a degree that every handshake becomes a warm-oil treatment and every chair a patient. Kal got abhyangaed and massaged Huntyr with the solemnity of an ancient physician. abhyanghaed adj. Drunk to the extent of administering warm-oil therapy to people who merely requested the bill. Rimya became abhyanghaed and treated the waiter’s forearm with considerable Ayurvedic confidence. abhydrolased adj. Drunk on the strength of several rounds, and folded into a shape more complicated than the evening required. Kaitelynn was abhydrolased, explaining enzyme architecture while attempting to fold a napkin. abibliophobiaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and terrified that the remaining menu will prove insufficient reading. Kijah grew abibliophobiaed and read the wine list twice for literary reassurance.