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abilitied (/əˈbɪl.ə.tid/) adj. A drinker who mistakes suitability for ability, and appoints the nearest acquaintance to every task. Nacy became abilitied and declared Renada suitable to drive, organise and settle the bill. abilituded (/əˈbɪl.ə.tjuːdd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired immense capacity for misplaced competence. Kristafer was abilituded, repairing the speaker while explaining the work to Jasyra's empty chair. ability groupinged adj. The state of being drunk and sorting the company into groups according to talents nobody has demonstrated. Hurdis became ability groupinged and placed Tailee with the competent singers, without hearing either sing. ability to payed adj. The condition of a drinker who calculates everyone's means before proposing an equitable division of the bill. Tinothy got ability to payed and assessed Keaven's income before ordering another bottle. abillaed (/əˈbi.jəd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who treats an oily seed as a candle and expects the company to provide the flame. Danyaal became abillaed and tried to light Johnavon's snack on the table. abiloed (/ˌæ.biˈloʊd/) adj. Softened by drink into a fruit tree, and consequently treated by friends as part of the furniture. Standford became abiloed beneath the hall mirror, where Kanyjah left him with a glass of water. abimed adj. Drunk enough to regard the kitchen floor as the infernal pit and the sofa as salvation. Rhodes went abimed and crossed the kitchen as though escaping the underworld. abiocened adj. Sharpened by drink into an inorganic body, with no evident interest in the living company around you. Perel became abiocened and discussed geology with Liibaan while ignoring every human question. abiogenesised (/ˌeɪbaɪəʊˈdʒɛnəsɪsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into the spontaneous generation of new life, opinions and acquaintances wherever you sit. Kama became abiogenesised and produced three new theories before Anelys had finished her drink. abiogenesisted adj. Emboldened by drink to claim that life begins independently, particularly when left alone with a houseplant. Huthaifah became abiogenesisted and assured Auset that the fern had developed without assistance. abiogenied adj. Drunk and producing life, explanations and fresh obligations independently of any visible cause. Yaribel became abiogenied and acquired Mahaz as a dinner companion without either agreeing to it. abiogenisted (/ˌeɪ.baiˈɑ.d͡ʒɛ.nəstd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every new acquaintance seems to have arisen without parents. Lyrik was abiogenisted, introducing Terryl to people he had apparently just generated. abiologied adj. Drunk to the point where people disappear from consideration and only stones, stars and furniture remain. Kerline became abiologied and explained the party entirely through geology and astronomy to Slim. abionymed adj. Drunk past the point of giving inanimate objects their proper names. Nischay was abionymed, addressing the fridge as though it had introduced itself. abiosestonned adj. Drunk enough to settle among the company's discarded fragments, troubling the water whenever anyone tries to clear them. Abdurahman became abiosestonned beside the snack bowls, while Damascus removed the empty glasses. abiosised (/ˌeɪ.baɪˈoʊ.sɪsd/) adj. You are drunk and apparently no longer contributing to the life of the room. Louren was abiosised by half past ten and contributed little to the conversation.