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ablesplaininged adj. Sufficiently drunk to explain another person's bodily circumstances to them with unearned methodological authority. Abubakary got ablesplaininged and delivered a lecture on access to someone who had designed it. ableted adj. Having drunk more than a small freshwater fish could reasonably be expected to tolerate in one sitting. Maxwill became ableted and insisted that every pale object in the room was aquatic.
ablewacketsed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a defeated card player with a knotted handkerchief before the journey home. Issay was ablewacketsed, delivering ceremonial taps while the others collected their coats. ablewhacketsed adj. Drunk on the strength of a card loss, and ready to settle it with a twisted handkerchief. Taneca was ablewhacketsed, pursuing the winner from the pub to the taxi rank. abligationed (/ɑb.ləˈɡeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard every loose limb as requiring immediate surgical economy. Melford was abligationed and offered to tie the table's leg back on. abliguritioned (/əˌblɪɡjʊˈɹɪʃənd/) adj. You are drunk and spending on food with the prodigality of a minor court in decline. Demarcio became abliguritioned and ordered the entire pudding section for a table of two. ablined adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a single straight course through a field of increasingly irrelevant observations. Anesty went ablined and crossed the pub directly through three conversations without acknowledging any of them. abluented (/ˈæb.lu.əntd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become detergent-minded, applying cleansing principles where ordinary conversation would suffice. Gilchrist was abluented and attempted to rinse the argument from the table with mineral water. ablukasted adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed himself an antagonist of inflammatory consequences, chiefly by admonition. Tamarius became ablukasted and prescribed restraint to everyone within reach of the peanuts. ablution blocked adj. A drinker so far gone that the communal washing facilities have become the evening's principal institution. Karran became ablution blocked and held a queueing system for the campsite showers. ablutioned (/əˈbluː.ʃn̩d/) adj. A drinker who repeatedly washes the same hand, as though the evening could thereby be reset. Yatana was ablutioned and returned from the lavatory with the solemnity of a newly certified person. ablutionered adj. The state of being drunk and professionally committed to washing whatever remains within reach. Marel was ablutionered and polished the bar towel as though preparing it for inspection. ablutomaniaed adj. The condition of a drinker who regards cleanliness as an unresolved matter requiring repeated investigation. Jacalyn became ablutomaniaed and returned to the washroom whenever conversation approached a conclusion. ablutophiliaed adj. The drunkenness of one who finds baths and showers disproportionately persuasive after the bar has closed. Lylla was ablutophiliaed and described the hotel shower as the evening's most promising companion. ablutophobed adj. Reduced by drink to avoiding water with the vigilance ordinarily reserved for hostile creditors. Alliona became ablutophobed and negotiated fiercely against the suggestion of a morning shower.
ablutophobiaed adj. Softened by drink into a pathological reluctance to approach soap, water, or any related proposal. Lowrine was ablutophobiaed and treated the washbasin as though it had issued a personal threat.
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