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abnormaltied adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned a minor morning variation into an established condition. Brandom woke abnormaltied, insisting that the bathroom door had always opened sideways. abnormied adj. Loosened by drink into a person for whom the usual rules of morning conduct no longer hold. Shahmir got abnormied and spent ten minutes looking for his shoes in the bread bin.
abnormitied (/æbˈnɔɹ.mɪ.tid/) adj. Reduced by drink to an irregular arrangement of person, clothing and breakfast. Angelissa emerged abnormitied, dressed for rain beneath a cloudless indoor sky. abnormospermiaed adj. Emboldened by drink to discuss reproductive measurements before the headache has properly begun. Anaberta was abnormospermiaed, raising intimate statistics over toast and marmalade. aboaded adj. Drunk enough to wait indefinitely for the morning to begin, without making any attempt to assist it. Cyarah stayed aboaded until lunchtime, waiting for the headache to declare its intentions. abobiosided adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a rare compound settling quietly in a plant. Rafat remained abobiosided, taking four minutes to decide whether the kettle was switched on. abocclusioned (/ˈæb.oʊˌklu.ʒn̩d/) adj. Drunk and unable to bring the upper and lower rows of teeth into useful agreement. Sorin was abocclusioned, attempting toast without allowing the two arches to meet. abococketed adj. Reduced by drink to wearing the duvet as a pointed morning hat and considering the arrangement practical. Tymeka appeared abococketed, with the duvet folded into a peak above one eyebrow. abodanced adj. Drunk to the point where every event before noon appears to foretell something. Amania was abodanced, treating the fallen spoon as a portent concerning the afternoon. aboded (/əˈbəʊdd/) adj. Drunk past the point of rising, and committed to a prolonged interval of horizontal waiting. Telvis remained aboded until noon, postponing movement beneath the duvet. abodelessnessed adj. Of a drinker who has confidently abandoned every available destination in favour of nowhere. Annecia became abodelessnessed and rejected three taxis without naming a preferable address. abodemented (/əˈboʊd.mn̩td/) adj. Describing a drinker who treats each minor mishap as an omen supporting the next poor decision. Yanira was abodemented, taking a dropped olive as permission to order another round. abodinged (/əˈboʊ.dɪŋd/) adj. A drinker who foresees disaster accurately but proceeds with the confidence of someone exempt from it. Jhovany was abodinged, predicting the puddle before stepping directly into it. abogadoed (/ˌæb.əˈɡɑ.doʊd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every objection is answered with confident counsel of his own invention. Kylii got abogadoed and defended the broken lamp as a sound investment. abogeninned adj. The state of being drunk and certain that an obscure chemical grants special authority over the evening. Bow became abogeninned and prescribed the group a course of action involving tonic.
abohmed (/æbˈoʊmd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who offers almost no resistance to an obviously excessive suggestion. Adelie was abohmed and agreed that midnight was an ideal time to reorganise the kitchen.