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aboideaued (/ɑ.bwɑ.doʊd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a one-way system: poor decisions escape freely, while sensible advice cannot get in. Treon was aboideaued, releasing plans by the minute and admitting no objections. aboiteaued (/ɑ.bwɑ.toʊd/) adj. Softened by drink into a gatekeeper who permits every impulse out and bars all caution at the tide's return. Freemont was aboiteaued, allowing each new scheme to leave while refusing practical advice. abolishered (/əˈbɑl.ɪʃ.ɚd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into someone determined to remove every obstacle, including useful arrangements. Lisseth got abolishered and cancelled the booking because the confirmation email seemed restrictive. abolishmented (/əˈbɑl.ɪʃ.məntd/) adj. Loosened by drink into the conviction that dismantling an arrangement is simpler than understanding it. Jazzlynne became abolishmented and removed the batteries from every clock in the house. abolitiondomed (/æb.əˈlɪʃ.n̩.dəmd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the measured certainty of a committee abolishing something after several adjournments. Zowey was abolitiondomed, taking twenty minutes to abolish the plan she had just proposed. abolitioned (/ˌæb.əˈlɪʃ.n̩d/) adj. Emboldened by drink to revoke an ordinary rule and regard the resulting confusion as progress. Crystalin was abolitioned and annulled the household's system for labelling leftovers. abolitionismed (/ˌæb.əˈlɪʃ.əˌnɪz.m̩d/) adj. Drunk and committed to abolishing one practical restriction after another, without replacing any. Desarie was abolitionismed and campaigned successfully against the party's agreed departure time. abolitionisted (/ˌæ.bəˈlɪʃ.n̩.ɪstd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every institution appears optional and every repeal immediately necessary. Verbie was abolitionisted and proposed abolishing queues, receipts and the concept of closing time. abollaed (/əˈbɒləd/) adj. Drunk enough to drape a coat over one shoulder and mistake the resulting authority for a mandate. Masue got abollaed and addressed the pub in a borrowed coat as though appointed consul. abomaed (/əˈboʊ.məd/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that a slow, winding approach is not evidence of strategic planning. Cyson was abomaed, taking the longest route to the loo while calling it tactical. abomasitised adj. Drunk beyond the point where internal discomfort prevents a young-ruminant-level confidence in continuing. Trinton was abomasitised but insisted the burning sensation proved the evening was going well. abomasopexied adj. Drunk in a way that fastens an ill-advised plan firmly to the evening and makes removal impractical. Kamdin was abomasopexied, attaching himself to the karaoke competition despite having no song. abomasumed (/ˌæb.oʊˈmeɪ.səmd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that each successive digestive chamber seems to authorise another course. Vickram was abomasumed and treated the pub's fourth menu visit as a necessary stage. abomasused (/ˈæ.boʊˌmeɪ.səsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the evening into a four-stage digestive process, each stage ending in further confidence. Eleftherios was abomasused and confidently began supper again after finishing it. abominable snow monstered adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a remote, shaggy authority whose route through the room nobody can explain. Tresor went abominable snow monstered and left footprints through the spilled lager. abominable snowmanned (/əˈbɑm.ə.nə.bl̩ ˈsnoʊ.mænd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one uncertain sighting, and prepared to build an entire expedition around it. Esteven got abominable snowmanned and led everyone outside to inspect a coat on a chair.