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abominable snowpersonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and increasingly confident that an indistinct figure proves the evening's theory. Vinal became abominable snowpersonned and identified the wardrobe as a witness to the proceedings. abominablenessed (/əˈbɑm.ə.nə.bl̩.nəsd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who finds the kitchen bin morally offensive and says so at length. Jaason became abominablenessed and inspected the leftovers as though they had personally betrayed him. abominatioed (/əˌbɑ.mɪnˈeɪ.ʃi.oʊd/) adj. Reduced by drink to treating a damp tea towel as a profound outrage. Harmony-rae grew abominatioed when the tea towel failed to dry the same plate twice. abominationed (/əˌbɒ.mɪˈneɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying one abandoned mug as the household's central vice. Ahkai became abominationed and delivered a precise lecture on the mug beside the television. abominatored (/əˈbɑm.əˌneɪ.tɚd/) adj. Loosened by drink into disapproving of the fridge contents while eating them. Malaisia grew abominatored and denounced the leftovers between appreciative mouthfuls. abondanced adj. The state of being drunk and surrounded by more empty glasses, explanations, and crumbs than the morning can account for. Kevian awoke abondanced, with empty glasses distributed across every available surface. abonnemented (/æˈbɔn.mɑ̃d/) adj. Emboldened by drink to renew a subscription at the kitchen table and call it financial planning. Maeghan became abonnemented and searched for a season ticket beneath the cutlery. abooded adj. Of a drinker: waiting indefinitely for a decision, while confidently insisting it is imminent. Daschle stayed by the closed door, abooded, assuring everyone the meeting would begin shortly. abooned (/əˈbuːnd/) adj. Slowed by drink to leave the glass of water above you, then forget where above is. Zainb became abooned and spent ten minutes pointing at the shelf containing the water. aboospored (/æ.boʊ.əˌspɔɹd/) adj. Drunk to the point where you reproduce last night's arrangements without anyone having made them. Taiylor became aboospored and produced two identical cushions from apparently nowhere. abordaged (/əˈbɔːɹd.ɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk past the point of boarding the sofa without treating its cushions as opposing forces. Honia abordaged the sofa and captured three cushions during the ensuing domestic engagement. aborded (/əˈbɔːdd/) adj. Drunk enough to approach the sofa as though arriving at a distant shore. Ijah aborded the sofa carefully, carrying his water like a traveller's final provision. aborgoined adj. Drunk beyond recognising the kitchen as familiar territory, but determined to inhabit it. Koli became aborgoined and established himself beside the fridge for the remainder of the evening. aborigened (/æbˈɔɹ.ə.d͡ʒənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the oldest chair in the house seem personally appointed to you. Burton became aborigened and claimed the armchair by right of having found it first. aboriginaled (/ˌæb.əˈɹɪd͡ʒ.n̩.l̩d/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the native inhabitants of the fridge seem worth consulting. Arismendy became aboriginaled and asked the milk whether it intended to remain fresh. aboriginalismed adj. You are drunk and explaining the kitchen's ancient arrangement to someone asleep on the sofa. Dameion became aboriginalismed and gave the fridge a lengthy account of household origins.