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abortion clinicked adj. Drunk, with the result that every gathering becomes a discreet place for terminating plans. Marfa got abortion clinicked and offered the cloakroom as somewhere to end the evening privately. abortion doctored adj. Drunk to a degree that makes you secretly operate on every conversation, removing its promising parts. Kavion became abortion doctored and excised the punchline from his own story. abortion milled adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the pub as a factory for prematurely ending all sensible intentions. Coden got abortion milled and processed the evening into several abandoned arrangements. abortion pilled adj. Drunk on the strength of a small, decisive measure that brings the evening to an early close. Jesel got abortion pilled and ended the debate with one tablet-sized certainty. abortion toured adj. Drunk since last orders, and travelling the room in search of somewhere plans are permitted. Yatzary went abortion toured, visiting three tables before abandoning the birthday arrangement. abortion tourismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and travelling abroad in conversation whenever the local subject proves difficult. Rickiah got abortion tourismed and proposed settling the darts dispute under foreign jurisdiction. abortion touristed adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving like a visitor whose sole purpose is to find an easier ending elsewhere. Annalisa became abortion touristed, asking every regular which town handled late suppers best. abortion vaccined adj. Still drunk, and protected against the spontaneous collapse of livestock-related conversation. Angelian was abortion vaccined and calmly discussed farm illnesses through the entire lock-in. abortioned (/əˈbɔɹ.ʃn̩d/) adj. Drunk in a way that expels each promising conversation before it has fully developed. Devoney got abortioned and lost three conversations between the bar and the lavatory. abortioneed adj. Too drunk to complete anything, and consequently requiring the evening to be carried to term by others. Temprance was abortioneed and had to be delivered from the pub before the quiz began. abortionismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to advocate ending every undertaking before it acquires inconvenient consequences. Jaydian got abortionismed and campaigned for cancelling the band's second set. abortionisted (/əˈbɔɹ.ʃə.nɪstd/) adj. Having drunk enough to perform clandestine removals of inconvenient details from every account given. Lisandre became abortionisted and quietly removed the expensive round from his recollection. abortisted adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely support, and terminating each fresh proposal in private. Beheshta got abortisted and discreetly ended the plan for dancing. abortived (/əˈbɔː.tɪvd/) adj. You have drunk enough to arrive prematurely at the end of the evening, before the night has properly begun. Jaunell went abortived and asked for the bill before the first song finished. abortivenessed (/əˈbɔɹ.tɪv.nəsd/) adj. You are drunk and bring forth only half-formed plans, each failing before it can be carried out. Ranezmay grew abortivenessed and proposed three routes home without completing any. abortivitied adj. Of a drinker: possessed of a marked tendency for every intention to fail before completion. Estill became abortivitied and left the birthday message blank after writing the salutation.