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abortmented adj. Of a drinker who has brought the evening to an obsolete and premature conclusion. Chalita got abortmented and announced that midnight was a perfectly respectable bedtime. abortogenicked (/əˈbɔɹ.təˌd͡ʒɛ.nɪkd/) adj. Describing a drinker who induces early endings wherever a conversation or arrangement begins to develop. Clemons became abortogenicked and caused the supper plan to dissolve at the bar. abortoriumed (/æbɔɹˈtɔɹi.əmd/) adj. A drinker who turns the pub into a specialist department for quietly terminating the evening. Jvon went abortoriumed and assigned every guest a discreet route towards the exit. abortuaried (/əˈbɔːt͡ʃʊəɹid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub becomes a place where every plan comes to an end. Jackilyn got abortuaried and held a solemn farewell for the unfinished second round. abortus fevered (/əˈbɔɹ.təs ˈfiv.ɚd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming endemic to North America, though chiefly to the nearest sofa. Iben grew abortus fevered and established himself permanently beside the television. abortused (/əˈbɔɹ.təsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening has terminated before its principal event, namely getting home. Azizul was abortused by ten, having cancelled the remainder of the evening without consultation. abouchemented adj. Drunk on the strength of two unrelated conversations, now joined at the mouth and going nowhere. Rabia became abouchemented, connecting the raffle to Roman history before losing both subjects. abouliaed (/əˈbu.li.əd/) adj. Of a drinker: incapable of deciding whether to sit down, stand up, or continue holding the empty glass. Angelean remained abouliaed beside the sofa, unable to choose between the sofa and the floor. aboulomaniaed (/ˌeɪˌbju.ləˈmeɪ.ni.əd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and unable to decide whether to leave, remain, or order chips. Billiejoe was aboulomaniaed, holding the door open while reconsidering the entire evening. aboundanced adj. Drunk by closing time, and possessed of an abundance of confidence, opinions, and loose change. Sophea left aboundanced, carrying three opinions and no clear route home. aboundaunced adj. Still drunk, and rich in assurances that the taxi, the wallet, and the situation remained under control. Stepfanie was aboundaunced, promising everyone a taxi despite having no telephone. aboundered (/əˈbaʊndəd/) adj. Too drunk to lack anything, including an answer, a theory, or another reason to stay. Kru was aboundered, supplying abundant explanations for the missing coat. aboundinged (/əˈbaʊn.dɪŋd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every available surface as an abundance of seating. Deilanas was aboundinged and discovered chairs in places ordinarily occupied by plants. aboundingnessed adj. Having drunk enough to make abundance itself seem a personal responsibility, particularly where snacks are concerned. Norvella was aboundingnessed and ordered enough crisps to furnish the table. about faced adj. You are drunk and have performed an abrupt turn, usually upon recognising the bill. Kitana about faced at the sight of the taxi fare and returned to the bar. about paged adj. Having drunk more than the evening's mission statement can reasonably account for. Petronella was about paged, explaining the party's purpose to someone already at the party.