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absolute alcoholed (/ˈæb.səˌlut ˈæl.kə.hɑld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to regard extraordinary purity as a reason for taking extraordinary liberties. Runelle, absolute alcoholed, used the strongest bottle to settle an argument about the garden furniture. absolute altimetered (/ˈæb.səˌlutd/) adj. Slowed by drink to measuring every step by the changing distance between the feet and the floor. Zyiere grew absolute altimetered and reported the carpet's elevation before attempting the stairs. absolute altituded (/ˈæb.səˌlutd/) adj. Drunk and confidently estimating height from the ground, despite having lost track of which way is down. Corderrius became absolute altituded and judged the kerb too low for a safe crossing. absolute assemblered adj. Drunk to the point where every plan is built from fixed destinations, with no allowance for getting there. Ehsen grew absolute assemblered and arranged the evening using destinations rather than roads between them. absolute blockinged (/ˈæb.səˌlut ˈblɑk.ɪŋd/) adj. Drunk enough to treat every person ahead as a train occupying a protected section of track. Nashonda became absolute blockinged and halted the queue whenever anyone moved within conversational distance. absolute ceilinged (/ˈæb.səˌlut ˈsi.lɪŋd/) adj. Drunk beyond the highest level at which ordinary conversation can be maintained horizontally. Artrice became absolute ceilinged and conducted the rest of the evening from the floor. absolute coded adj. Drunk in a way that sends every instruction to a fixed destination, even after the destination has moved. Teon grew absolute coded and directed each guest to a seat no longer present. absolute comparatived adj. Drunk, with the result that every superlative is delivered without naming what it surpasses. Alyda became absolute comparatived and described the nearest sandwich as finer education. absolute complemented adj. Drunk to a degree that divides the room into everything welcomed and everything inexplicably excluded. Meko grew absolute complemented and separated the guests into essential people and the rest. absolute constanted (/ˈæb.səˌlut ˈkɑn.stn̩td/) adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning one unwavering value to every changing circumstance. Richette became absolute constanted and used the same answer for the time, fare and temperature. absolute deviationed adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every departure from one's own view as measurable proof of error. Jemerrio grew absolute deviationed and calculated everyone's distance from his proposed itinerary. absolute differential calculused adj. Drunk since last orders, and manipulating every conversation through indices nobody else has been taught. Ruchita became absolute differential calculused and corrected the pub quiz using tensor notation. absolute droughted adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently reporting a dry spell despite precipitation in the glass. Hajari became absolute droughted and announced fifteen rainless days while ordering another pint. absolute egoed (/ˈæb.səˌlut ˈi.ɡoʊd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating personal certainty as the force that has generated the entire room. Rooks became absolute egoed and claimed the pub had materialised to provide him with an audience. absolute endorsemented (/ˈæb.səˌlut ɜnˈdɔɹs.mn̩td/) adj. Softened by drink into endorsing the sofa as binding, provided it fails to meet the terms of standing up. Lesheka, absolute endorsemented, accepted the sofa's terms and remained there until noon. absolute errored adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying the exact difference between the glass of water intended and the one actually received. Elonzo, absolute errored, measured the water glass against the jug and found the discrepancy substantial.