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AINO'd adj. You have drunk enough to disown the room while remaining dependent on everyone in it. Ulysis got AINO'd and denounced the party before asking its hosts to find his shoes. AIO'd adj. Describing a drinker who has combined scanning, printing and faxing into one confused operation. Shawntane got AIO'd and attempted to send the menu by fax. AION'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every nearby face has become a source of visual difficulty. Darlynn was AION'd and asked Salle to identify herself despite having met her twice that evening. AIOpsed adj. Loosened by drink into an operations manager who keeps rearranging people, systems and the evening's priorities. Zaely went AIOpsed and assigned Kiann responsibility for monitoring the crisps. AIP'd adj. A drinker who passes through the morning in intermittent attacks of pallor, regret and careful silence. Amvi was AIP'd, appearing at breakfast only between successive bouts of reflection. AIPACered adj. Emboldened by drink to recruit the surrounding table to a cause before anyone has finished their pint. Jacylyn got AIPACered and found three reluctant supporters beside the dartboard. AIQ'd adj. Softened by drink into an intelligence quotient apparently measured by how quickly water is forgotten. Balaal became AIQ'd and placed the full glass on the floor beside the sofa. AIRMET'd adj. Describing a drinker who has issued a small advisory about conditions that are already obvious. Pacen was AIRMET'd and warned everyone that the corridor might be difficult. AIS'd (/ˈeɪ ˈaɪ ˈɛsd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has identified himself repeatedly, but chiefly to the wrong boat. Jayvis was AIS'd and introduced himself to the rowing club's ornamental dinghy. AISP'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a service that can retrieve your banking details but not your glass of water. Trenia was AISP'd, searching the banking app while the water stood untouched beside her. AIT'd adj. Drunk to the extent of having too few functioning platelets for the confidence being shed at the table. Jeran became AIT'd and treated Buren's minor suggestion as a haemorrhagic emergency of public importance. AIV'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a six-part argument about the nervous system, still being made at breakfast. Karlysia was AIV'd, explaining central nervous activity to the person clearing the glasses. AIWS'd adj. Still drunk, and perceiving the glasses, chairs and remaining guests at inconsistent scales. Gursifat was AIWS'd and asked Lushonda to confirm whether the salt cellar had grown. AIgiarismed (/ˈeɪ.aɪ.d͡ʒəˌɹɪzmd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every original remark arrives with suspiciously polished attribution. Jolleen became AIgiarismed and cited Shaurya's joke as though submitting it for peer review. AJ'd adj. Drunk enough to insist that the evening's clear liquid was the sensible alternative to another round. Art got AJ'd and ordered apple juice for everyone, then added vodka to his own without explanation. AJATT'd (/ˈeɪd͡ʒætd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of all Japanese, all the time, until the immersion ends at the fish-and-chip shop. Myran became AJATT'd and explained Japanese sentence mining to the bemused fish-and-chip shop.