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absolute monarchied adj. Drunk by closing time, and turning the living room into a state governed solely from one sofa. absolute musicked (/ˈæb.səˌlut ˈmju.sɪkd/) adj. Still drunk, and hearing the refrigerator, kettle and distant cutlery as a complete composition requiring no lyrics. Bamma went absolute musicked and listened approvingly to the refrigerator's sustained note. absolute of enfleuraged (/ˈæb.səˌlut əv ɑn.fluˈɹɑʒd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to remove the alcohol from the evening's kitchen residue and retain only its concentrated essence. Dannica became absolute of enfleuraged and distilled the night's domestic feeling into one damp coaster. absolute pathed adj. Having drunk enough to require the complete route from sofa to water, with no reliance on household familiarity. Odali went absolute pathed and demanded directions to the kitchen despite having lived there for years. absolute personal equationed (/ˈæb.səˌlut pɚˈsə.nl̩ iˈkweɪ.ʒn̩d/) adj. Having drunk more than the difference between the observed glass and the standard glass can reasonably explain. Lavene became absolute personal equationed and blamed the water's missing level on observational error. absolute pinned adj. You have drunk enough to remain fixed on the sofa because moving would expose the king of your dignity. Aryani became absolute pinned and refused the kitchen journey lest the position reveal weakness. absolute pitched (/ˈæb.səˌlut pɪt͡ʃd/) adj. You are drunk and identifying the exact note made by each glass, kettle and spoon in the kitchen. Aurel went absolute pitched and corrected the kettle's note from the sofa. absolute pressured (/ˈæb.səˌlut ˈpɹɜ.ʃɚd/) adj. Drunk enough to treat every pint as a force acting equally in all directions. Tariah was absolute pressured, insisting the barmaid account for the atmosphere in her lager. absolute primogenitured adj. Drunk past the point of recognising seniority, and appointing the eldest person present heir to the crisps. Lorina became absolute primogenitured and handed the pub keys to its oldest regular. absolute privileged (/ˈæb.səˌlut ˈpɹɪv.l̩.ɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk beyond accepting that anything said over the bar can be repeated elsewhere. Naquelle was absolute privileged and delivered libellous remarks from the corner as though protected by parliamentary procedure. absolute realitied (/ˈæb.səˌlut ɹiˈæl.ə.tid/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the last round seem true regardless of anyone else's account. Rishav was absolute realitied and maintained that the closed kitchen was serving him chips. absolute righted (/ˈæb.səˌlut ɹaɪtd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes refusal seem an entirely personal constitutional right. Khalayah was absolute righted and exercised her discretion over every proposed final round. absolute scaled (/ˈæb.səˌlut skeɪld/) adj. Drunk to the extent of reaching a personal zero from which no lower level of sobriety is available. Nir was absolute scaled, declaring the bottom of the glass a recognised thermodynamic reference point. absolute skewered adj. Drunk on the strength of putting the king in check, and then forgetting which piece was the king. Daezha was absolute skewered, directing the darts match while moving the landlord's chess pieces. absolute space-timed adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding through an unchanging personal calendar in which closing remains theoretical. Habibul was absolute space-timed, certain the pub had only just opened despite the chairs being stacked. absolute spaced (/ˈæb.səˌlut speɪsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and occupying a private set of coordinates from which the room cannot dislodge you. Xaelah was absolute spaced, fixed beside the jukebox while everyone else appeared to move around her.