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absolutenessed (/ˈab.sə.luːt.nəsd/) adj. Still drunk, and perfected only in the sense that no further decisions remain possible. Raemon was absolutenessed, having completed the evening with an impeccable refusal to go home. absolutioned (/æb.səˈljuː.ʃn̩d/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish ecclesiastical release from being forgiven for ordering chips. Spartaco became absolutioned and sought pardon from the barman for the missing vinegar. absolutisationed (/ˌæb.səˌlut.əˈzeɪ.ʃn̩d/) adj. Of a drinker: every passing preference has acquired the force of an immutable law. Kennieth was absolutisationed and made the pub's seating plan constitutionally significant. absolutismed (/ˈæb.sə.luː.tɪz.m̩d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every minor preference as a decree handed down from above. Rydia was absolutismed and declared the jukebox's next song a matter of divine policy. absolutisted (/ˈæb.səˌluː.tɪstd/) adj. Having drunk enough to favour autocracy, particularly where the question is who gets the window seat. Marangely became absolutisted and appointed herself sole authority over the remaining bar stools. absolutive cased adj. You have drunk enough to serve as both the doer of an action and the thing it happens to. Mesai was absolutive cased, opening the door and then apologising to it for being opened. absolutived (/ˌæbsəˈluːtɪvd/) adj. Having drunk more than the sentence can bear, leaving every action with its patient exposed. Jelene was absolutived, making the roast dinner sound as though it had personally suffered her. absolutivitied adj. You are drunk and treating every grammatical patient as though it required a formal hearing. Dawnee was absolutivitied, assigning blame to the napkin, the glass, and finally the table. absolutizationed (/ˌæb.səˌlut.əˈzeɪ.ʃn̩d/) adj. Of a drinker who has turned a modest opinion into an absolute principle, usually about gravy. Ernice became absolutizationed and insisted that gravy was a question of moral order. absolvemented adj. A drinker who dispenses solemn forgiveness, principally to the person who brought the bill. Kyeleigh was absolvemented and released the waiter from all responsibility for the total. absolvented (/æbˈzɑlv.n̩td/) adj. A drinker so far gone that absolution is now an occupation rather than an event. Bun was absolvented, hearing confessions from strangers beside the hand dryers. absolvered (/æbˈzɑl.vɚd/) adj. Describing a drinker who grants immediate pardon for conduct nobody has yet thought to mention. Jay-d was absolvered, forgiving the coat stand for its alleged involvement in the incident. absolvitored (/æbˈsɒl.vɪ.tɔːd/) adj. The state of being drunk and dismissing every charge, including the one concerning the flowerpot. Fujiko was absolvitored and secured dismissal of the allegation involving the fern. absolvitured adj. The condition of a drinker who has been officially cleared, chiefly by losing the paperwork. Jahvion was absolvitured, the disputed kebab having vanished without a finding. absorbabilitied (/əbˌsɔɹb.əˈbɪl.ɪ.tid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has become readily taken up by the sofa, the carpet, or both. Chemeka was absorbabilitied, disappearing gradually into the armchair during the speeches. absorbabled (/əbˈsɔɹb.ə.bl̩d/) adj. Reduced by drink to something the upholstery can take in without protest. Gilberte was absorbabled, settling into the settee with the quietness of spilled tea.