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abstinence syndromed (/ˈæb.stə.nn̩s ˈsɪn.dɹoʊmd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of displaying withdrawal from balance whenever the floor changes level. Edvards was abstinence syndromed and shook visibly at the sight of the staircase. abstinence theoried (/ˈæb.stə.nn̩sd/) adj. Drunk past the point of believing that doing nothing will eventually restore balance, posture and breakfast. Thelda was abstinence theoried, waiting for the headache to resolve without moving towards water. abstinenced (/ˈæb.stɪ.nənsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of indulging any appetite except the urge to remain upright. Carolle grew abstinenced and refused crisps while leaning heavily on the jukebox. abstinencied (/ˈæb.stɪ.nən.sid/) adj. Drunk beyond restraint, yet still refusing the obvious assistance of the handrail. Montford was abstinencied and rejected the banister with quiet moral certainty. abstinented (/ˈæb.stɪ.nn̩td/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and abstaining from all unnecessary movement, especially vertical movement. Nichollas was abstinented and fasted from the staircase until someone fetched his coat. abstract algebraed (/ˈæbˌstɹækt ˈæl.d͡ʒɪ.bɹəd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating each handrail, step, and wall as interchangeable structures. Sharmine went abstract algebraed and applied the same grip to every object on the stairs. abstract analytic number theoried adj. Drunk beyond turning one missed stair into a general law governing all household distances. Everli was abstract analytic number theoried, deriving a formula for the gap between bed and bathroom. abstract arted (/ˈæbˌstɹækt ɑː(ɹ)td/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish objects from colour and form, including the staircase. Ameila became abstract arted and described the landing as a promising arrangement of beige. abstract classed adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain uninstantiated, with several methods of standing still undefined. Deniel was abstract classed and could describe walking without producing an instance of it. abstract data typed adj. Having drunk enough to retain the rules for walking but lose all idea how it is implemented. Deyonta became abstract data typed and specified movement without successfully performing it. abstract expressionismed adj. Softened by drink into spontaneous, sinuous movements, eventually directed towards the nearest sofa. Leoine was abstract expressionismed by midnight, drifting through the lounge in elegant curves. abstract expressionisted (/ˈæbˌstɹækt ɪkˈspɹɜʃ.n̩ˌɪstd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns the morning's remaining balance into broad gestures and unidentifiable breakfast. Stephon became abstract expressionisted, communicating hunger through sweeping movements at the fridge. abstract factory classed adj. You have drunk enough to manufacture confidence through several specialised approaches, none of which creates a step. Latysha became abstract factory classed and assembled three methods for descending the stairs. abstract factory patterned adj. You are drunk and generating a separate strategy for every object that might prevent a fall. Felton became abstract factory patterned and selected a distinct factory for each stair. abstract harmonic analysised adj. Drunk past the point of expecting the route home to behave like a sensible local space. Hannah-jayne spent twenty minutes proving the taxi rank was locally compact, thoroughly abstract harmonic analysised. abstract ideaed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing the coat from the person who was wearing it. Noveta apologised to an empty coat stand, completely abstract ideaed by closing time.