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abstractered (/æbˈstɹæk.tɚd/) adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to a brief account, omitting the reasons for the damage. Jossalyn, abstractered by the taxi rank, summarised the night as convivial and misplaced her shoes. abstracticismed adj. A drinker who has turned the concrete business of leaving into something principally theoretical. Zenden became abstracticismed at the cloakroom and contemplated coats without selecting one. abstractificationed adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub, the route and the bed have become progressively less concrete. Quintay was abstractificationed by closing time, reducing the journey home to a general intention. abstractioned (/əbˈstɹæk.ʃn̩d/) adj. The state of being drunk and withdrawn from the evening, usually between last orders and the taxi. Aamanda was abstractioned after the final round, present only as a coat on a chair. abstractionismed (/æbˈstɹæk.ʃn̩ˌɪz.m̩d/) adj. The condition of a drinker who turns every coat, taxi and doorway into an arrangement of shapes. Hadeel went abstractionismed in the cloakroom, selecting a composition rather than a coat. abstractionisted (/æbˈstɹæk.ʃən.əstd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who believes the journey home can be achieved by ideals alone. Claytie became abstractionisted at last orders and attempted to reach home through personal conviction. abstractivenessed (/æbˈstɹæk.tɪv.nəsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and progressively reducing every particular to a respectable generality. Cambren became abstractivenessed and classified the entire supper as an instance of nourishment. abstractivitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and extracting the universal principle from each minor inconvenience. Hoy grew abstractivitied and treated a missing coaster as evidence about society. abstractizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns particular objects into general impressions, including the breakfast cupboard. Edytha was abstractizationed, describing the kettle as an instance of unnecessary effort. abstractnessed (/æbˈstɹæk.nəsd/) adj. Still drunk, and offering only qualities where a sensible person would provide examples. Tyjay was abstractnessed, describing the damaged umbrella as an instance of shelter. abstractored (/æbˈstɹæk.tɚd/) adj. Describing a drinker who extracts only the essential facts, none of which locate the journey home. Kimberlly was abstractored by last orders, producing a neat summary with no address. abstractumed (/əbˈstɹæk.tm̩d/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish an idea from the thing it was meant to describe. Anothony became abstractumed and apologised to the concept of punctuality. abstrictioned (/æbˈstɹɪk.ʃn̩d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to divide the evening into successive portions and discard each one behind you. Zinna grew abstrictioned, abandoning each topic as soon as it formed a boundary. abstrusenessed (/əbˈstɹuːs.nəsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to make a simple observation inaccessible to all present, including yourself. Adeeb became abstrusenessed while explaining why the lampshade had metaphysical implications. abstrusioned adj. Having drunk more than manners permit, and thrusting away every offered explanation. Derra grew abstrusioned and pushed the helpful waiter’s directions into the street. abstrusitied (/əbˈstɹuː.sə.tid/) adj. You have drunk enough to turn an ordinary question into an ancient difficulty. Theobald became abstrusitied when asked whether he wanted another drink.