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acaciined (/əˈkeɪ.si.ɪnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of leaves, sap, and a conviction that the hedgerow has medicinal intentions. Salma was acaciined and asked whether the landlord kept a botanical reference behind the till. acacined adj. Drunk since last orders, and still regarding the bar's adhesive residue as a useful resource. Garrey was acacined, attempting to mend his split cuff with something from the snack bowl. acacinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and adhering to whichever surface was nearest. Aislee was acacinned and had to be peeled gently from the end of the bench. acacioed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every wooden object as a possible companion. Esteline was acacioed, confiding in the pub's carved settle about recent disappointments. acadaed adj. Still drunk, and carrying the weary confidence of someone who has been at university too long. Thadd was acadaed before noon, explaining student finance to a baffled pensioner. acaded adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced Plato's garden to a place where one loses one's keys. Josyane went acaded and searched the pub for the entrance to the ancient garden. academed (/ˈæk.ə.diːmd/) adj. Too drunk to remain in the garden, though perfectly content to lecture among the shrubbery. Nykeshia was academed, addressing the beer garden as though it were an attentive audience. academentiaed (/ˌæ.kəˈdɪˈmɛn.ʃəd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to lose touch with reality while retaining several strong opinions about footnotes. Jlisa became academentiaed and cited an imaginary paper during the darts match. academesed (/ə.kæ.dəˈmiːzd/) adj. Having drunk enough to replace ordinary speech with long, careful sentences nobody requested. Enolia got academesed and explained the crisps at considerable theoretical length. academiaed (/ˌæ.kəˈdiː.mɪ.əd/) adj. Having drunk more than the rest of the room and formed a department around the fact. Shria was academiaed, appointing herself chair of the table's discussion about gravy. academianed (/ˌæk.əˈdiː.mi.n̩d/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat every passing remark as a philosophical dialogue. Cordon was academianed, turning a comment about rain into a discussion of first principles. academic arted adj. Of a drinker: polished, formal, and conspicuously short of any original movement. Onnolee was academic arted, arranging the beer mats with impressive but needless discipline. academic bulimiaed adj. Of a drinker who has swallowed the evening whole and will remember none of it by breakfast. Ulrich was academic bulimiaed, reciting the menu perfectly before forgetting his own order. academic costumed (/ˌæk.əˈdɛm.ɪk ˈkɒs.tjuːmd/) adj. Describing a drinker who wears ordinary pub clothes with the solemnity of ceremonial robes. Devondra arrived academic costumed, accepting her pint as though receiving an honorary degree. academic freedomed (/ˌæk.əˈdɛm.ɪk ˈfɹiː.dm̩d/) adj. A drinker who regards the bar as a protected forum for opinions beyond reasonable interference. Keithan was academic freedomed, expressing views on every song without fear of reprisal. academic institutioned adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub has become an educational establishment, complete with compulsory tutorials. Alicianna was academic institutioned, enrolling strangers in a course on proper crisps etiquette.