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academic quartered (/ˌækəˈdɛmɪk ˈkwɔːtə(rd/) adj. The state of being drunk and arriving fifteen minutes late to every thought, order, and farewell. Arya-rose got academic quartered and missed closing by precisely fifteen minutes. academic questioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and pursuing a line of inquiry that ceased to be of any practical importance approximately four drinks ago. Jyana spent the taxi ride academic questioned, asking whether free will was compatible with the kebab she had already ordered. academic weaponned adj. The drunkenness of one who tackles every pub task with alarming diligence and no useful restraint. Jorian was academic weaponned, reorganising the condiments while finishing everyone else's chips. academic yeared (/ˌæk.əˈdɛm.ɪk jɪəd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the evening as an institution with fixed terms. Gregorio went academic yeared, issuing reading lists for the crisps and examinations at last orders. academical clerked adj. Still drunk, and singing with Oxford dignity to an audience consisting chiefly of a sink. Jibri remained academical clerked, giving the bathroom tap a resonant evening voluntary. academicaled (/ˌæk.əˈdɛm.ɪ.kl̩d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and wearing the solemn habiliments of someone who has misplaced their coat. Katence arrived academicaled, draped in a scarf and accepting questions from the bar staff. academicalismed adj. Having drunk enough to establish that nothing can be known, except the location of the loo. Oladimeji went academicalismed and challenged the menu before ordering chips with confidence. academicianed (/əˌka.dəˈmɪʃ.n̩d/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a faculty meeting from a queue for chips. Phelicia got academicianed and proposed a research grant for improving the vinegar sachets. academicianshipped adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard membership of the national academy as a reasonable qualification for another kebab. Alennah became academicianshipped and delivered her inaugural address beside the takeaway hatch. academicismed (/ˌæk.əˈdɛm.əˌsɪz.m̩d/) adj. Having drunk more than philosophy permits, and now doubting whether the empty glass ever existed. Kimbell became academicismed and treated the vanished pint as a problem of knowledge. academicizationed adj. You are drunk and converting ordinary conversation into a course with learning outcomes. Doreather got academicizationed and assigned weekly reading to the people at the next table. academicked (/ˌækəˈdɛmɪkd/) adj. You are drunk and pursuing an ancient argument with the settled confidence of a regular. Alee was academicked, defending a view of virtue to someone waiting for the lavatory. academickinged (/ækəˈdɛmɪkɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker: pursuing the professional life of scholarship, chiefly by annotating the crisp packet. Ciana became academickinged and began peer-reviewing the pub quiz on the back of a receipt. academicnessed adj. Of a drinker who has made even the decision to go home conspicuously scholarly. Javaria grew academicnessed and opened a debate on whether the taxi represented progress. academied (/əˈkad.ə.mɪd/) adj. Reduced by drink to wandering through Plato's garden in search of a bench and a simpler doctrine. Jonalyn became academied and addressed the beer garden as though it contained a lecture theatre. academisationed adj. The state of being drunk and turning the local pub into an educational establishment by force of paperwork. Jiuliana grew academisationed and drafted a curriculum for the pool table.