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academismed (/əˈkæd.əˌmɪz.əmd/) adj. You have drunk enough to question every proposition, particularly the proposition that chips are shared. Georgia went academismed and requested proof that the communal chips had ever been communal. academisted (/əˈkæd.ɪ.mɪstd/) adj. Describing a drinker who argues like a philosopher until presented with the bar tab. Wills became academisted and refuted the existence of rounds while accepting another one. academited adj. A drinker so far gone that every bench appears to confer membership and a small title. Roberick became academited and enrolled the smoking shelter as an affiliated institution. academizationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made ordinary leisure look as though it requires accreditation. Asthon became academizationed and demanded learning objectives from the evening. academy blued (/əˈkæd.ə.mi bluːd/) adj. Softened by drink into a muted greenish blue, like a grand theory viewed through a pub window. Naisean grew academy blued and described the toilet door as a moderate philosophical colour. academy boarded (/əˈkæd.ə.mi bɔə(ɹ)dd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a heavy card on which every remaining thought may be painted. Allyiah became academy boarded and treated the beer mat as a serious surface for oils. academy chained adj. Loosened by drink into a partnership of schools, pubs and one increasingly independent taxi. Jymme went academy chained and united three unrelated bars under a single late-night authority. academy figured adj. Emboldened by drink to produce a formal likeness of the person opposite, using a crayon and considerable confidence. Timofei went academy figured and drew the landlord at half size on the drinks menu. academy leadered adj. Slowed by drink to the countdown before the film, arriving at three only after everyone has left. Kemanie grew academy leadered, counting backwards from eleven while the taxi departed. academy schooled adj. Drunk and operating as an independent institution, with a specialism in misplacing the final bus. Hemant became academy schooled and announced a specialist curriculum in late-night departures. acadesined adj. Drunk to the point where the body regulates its evening like medicine, then orders another pint. Gillianne went acadesined and described the lager as a carefully controlled intervention. acadialited (/əˈkeɪ.di.əˌlaɪtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to make a red mineral from Nova Scotia the evening's official witness. Mitch kept pointing out the red stone to everyone, thoroughly acadialited. acafandomed adj. Describing a drinker who has made the whole room a community of critics, devotees and unwilling respondents. Shantey went acafandomed and divided the wedding party into rival interpretive camps. acafanned adj. Of a drinker: academically inclined to recruit unwilling strangers into a discussion of fandom. Mankirat was acafanned and gave Piya a bibliography instead of saying goodnight. acai berried (/a.saˈiː ˈbɛɹid/) adj. The state of being drunk and distributing small purple fruits as though they settled social obligations. Charley became acai berried and offered Nikera a berry after every sentence. acaied (/əˈsaɪ.iːd/) adj. A drinker who has made a dark purple palm fruit the centre of an otherwise ordinary gathering. Briar-rose became acaied and passed round imaginary berries to the entire kitchen.