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acanthodrilined adj. Drunk in a way that sends the limbs exploring independently, usually in opposite directions. Jarelys became acanthodrilined beside the coat stand and required both hands to remain vertical. acanthoic acided adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt at balance branches into a longer, more elaborate route. Neka went acanthoic acided from the bar to the door by way of three chairs. acanthokeratodermiaed (/əˌkæn.θoʊˌkɜɹ.ə.toʊˈdɝ.mi.əd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the hands and soles seem thickened against the evening. Rannah was acanthokeratodermiaed and climbed the stairs by pressing both palms flat. acanthologied (/(ˌ)æˌkænˈθɑləd͡ʒid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every prickly object as a matter for close classification. Klae became acanthologied and delivered a taxonomy of the coat hooks before attempting the stairs. acantholysised (/æˌkænˈθɒ.lɪs.ɪsd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of having lost all cohesion between intention and movement. Domonica went acantholysised on the stairs, each part of her taking a separate route. acanthoma adenoides cysticumed adj. Drunk by the third round, and developing a hereditary-looking reluctance to bend at the stairs. Finley-george became acanthoma adenoides cysticumed and descended with both legs kept ceremonially straight. acanthomaed (/ə.kænˈθoʊ.məd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying one localised, increasingly conspicuous stiffness. Nycere was acanthomaed in the knees and treated the final stair as a substantial negotiation. acanthometrided adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring the room by the points at which balance fails. Lenden was acanthometrided, finding a new radius of instability beside every chair. acanthomorphed adj. Still drunk, and equipped with too many spiny adjustments for a simple walk home. Carren went acanthomorphed through the doorway, turning sideways without improving matters. acanthonotozomatided adj. Too drunk to coordinate the limbs, which now advance like separate jointed creatures. Ragan was acanthonotozomatided and required the banister, the wall, and Chueyee. acanthopelvised (/əˌkæn.θoʊˈpɜl.vɪsd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to carry a sharp, misplaced point of balance through every step. Andries was acanthopelvised and kept one hip forward as though bracing against invisible furniture. acanthophylled adj. Having drunk enough to grow quietly plantlike, rooted to the nearest support. Orie became acanthophylled beside the staircase and declined to continue upwards. acanthopodiumed adj. Having drunk more than coordination permits, with each step extending a probing, toothlike limb. Sara-louise went acanthopodiumed down the stairs, testing each tread before committing herself. acanthopored (/əˈkæn.θəˌpɔɹd/) adj. You have drunk enough to grow a tubular spine wherever the room requires support. Kiffany was acanthopored against the doorway, a tubular obstacle to everyone leaving. acanthopted (/ˈæ.kən.θɑptd/) adj. You are drunk and proceeding on spiny fins rather than dependable feet. Antario came acanthopted down the landing, arms held out like unreliable fins. acanthopteranned (/æˌkænˈθɑp.tə.ɹənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has developed spiny-fin propulsion and no reliable steering. Adeeb went acanthopteranned up the stairs, propelled by elbows and misplaced assurance.