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ALT'd adj. Describing a drinker who has made the morning a test of liver function and failed to provide results. Rukia looked ALT'd, studying the water bottle as though it might report on her liver. ALTE'd adj. Drunk past the point of appearing in immediate danger, though every decision thereafter suggests otherwise. Teni became ALTE'd and attempted to cycle home after misplacing the bicycle. ALUA'd adj. Loosened by drink into accessing the correct resource only intermittently. Naudiya was ALUA'd and repeatedly reached for the wrong glass. ALifed adj. Drunk, with the result that imaginary systems are managed more confidently than the actual evening. Tinishia became ALifed and appointed the lamps to separate departments. AM popped adj. Drunk on the strength of familiar radio ballads, and determined that everyone else should share the chorus. Sharde got AM popped and made Kaili sing along to every soft-rock refrain in the taxi. AM'd adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary conversation becomes a postgraduate seminar attended by unwilling guests. Demilade got AM'd and delivered a paper on taxis to the departing guests. AMA'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to invite questions on every subject, then regret the audience's thoroughness. Jontelle got AMA'd and spent dinner defending a view nobody had requested. AMAB'd (/əˈsaɪnd meɪl æt bɜː(ɹ)θd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the nearest companion as an authority on who everyone has always been. Leigh became AMAB'd and asked Wyndell to classify strangers by their first introductions. AMAN'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and operating under the impression that every movement is perfectly motor. Charvis got AMAN'd and attempted the stairs by an entirely new route. AMBER Alerted adj. Sharpened by drink into broadcasting every minor disappearance to the entire gathering. Khaliyl became AMBER Alerted when Khashif went to the loo without announcing his return. AMC'd adj. Slowed by drink to a crawl through alternative explanations for why the last bus has gone. Fariz was AMC'd at the station, developing fresh theories each time the departure board changed. AMD'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and unable to tell the morning's small print from the remains of last night's decisions. Shaaz woke AMD'd and held the cereal packet at arm's length before finding the spectacles. AMDR'd adj. Loosened by drink into a negotiable distribution of supper and further rounds. Kierra was AMDR'd and divided the crisps according to an unexplained system. AME'd adj. Drunk in a way that produces a surplus of confidence and an unexplained shortage of restraint. Linton became AME'd and challenged the locked vending machine to a discussion. AMEPD'd adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, and still displaying the last thing anyone wrote down. Delsen was AMEPD'd and continued displaying the menu long after ordering. AMF'd adj. Having drunk more than an attacking midfielder can reasonably carry while attempting to distribute the ball. Deborh became AMF'd and passed the salt to three people before reaching the target.