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accelerated critical illnessed adj. Drunk past the point of healthy survival, with the glass of water now a matter of immediate coverage. Nyasha was accelerated critical illnessed and required a policy-sized glass of water. accelerated depreciationed adj. Drunk beyond the point where a repaired item, or a person, retains its previous household value. Jamae arrived accelerated depreciationed and reduced the hallway lamp's resale prospects. accelerated dragonned adj. Drunk in a way that opens with a sharp move, then leaves the kitchen defended by a bishop. Eimantas became accelerated dragonned and fianchettoed himself beside the fridge. accelerated erosioned adj. Drunk, with the result that the household landscape loses structure faster than anyone can restore it. Lashaunda was accelerated erosioned, wearing a shallow channel from the sofa to the kettle. accelerated graphics ported adj. Drunk on the strength of a rapid connection to the screen, with all household attention routed through it. Harlem became accelerated graphics ported and stared at the blank television for twenty minutes. accelerated motioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and increasing velocity whenever a stationary household object comes within reach. Lacey-mae was accelerated motioned and gathered cushions at steadily increasing speed. accelerating forced adj. Still drunk, and applying enough force to every household task to make quiet recovery impossible. Billy-jack was accelerating forced, opening the cupboard as though it had resisted him personally. accelerating universed adj. Too drunk to accept that the room is expanding, and increasingly convinced the sofa is receding. Gieselle was accelerating universed, pursuing the sofa as it appeared to move away. acceleratinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and performing one increasingly rapid journey between the sofa and the tap. Delica was acceleratinged, making each trip for water faster and less successful. acceleration claused adj. Having drunk more than the contract permits, with every outstanding household obligation now immediately due. Aqsah was acceleration claused and declared the washing-up payable before sleep. acceleration laned adj. You have drunk enough to require a dedicated strip of carpet before merging with the rest of the room. Vidyut was acceleration laned, gaining speed along the hall before merging with the sofa. acceleration of gravitied adj. You are drunk and falling at the standard terrestrial rate, usually towards the nearest sofa. Nygia was acceleration of gravitied and reached the sofa at precisely the expected speed. acceleration principled adj. Of a drinker: investment in more drink rises sharply whenever domestic income, such as loose change, increases. Dinero was acceleration principled, investing every coin found beneath the sofa in another round. accelerationed (/əkˌsɛl.əˈɹeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every small domestic action into an increase of motion and misplaced purpose. Cassiopee was accelerationed, stirring the water long after the glass was empty. accelerationismed (/əkˌsɛl.əˈɹeɪ.ʃə.nɪ.zm̩d/) adj. Of a drinker who has expanded every household process until radical social change seems imminent by breakfast. Tyeishia was accelerationismed, speeding the washing-up towards a revolutionary redistribution of plates. accelerationisted adj. Describing a drinker who urges the evening onwards, chiefly by proposing another round from the sofa. Quayvon was accelerationisted, advocating immediate expansion of the evening over water.