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accelerator carded adj. Drunk, with the result that every round demands a faster, better-equipped trip to the bar. Jordy got accelerator carded and upgraded his order before anyone had finished theirs. accelerator effected adj. Drunk to a degree that a modest improvement in the pub's fortunes produces disproportionate investment in another round. Fairie was accelerator effected, putting every spare coin straight back into the bar. accelerator keyed adj. Drunk to the extent of taking every conversational shortcut, usually towards the crisps. Corine went accelerator keyed and found the quickest route to every subject was shouting. accelerator mass spectrometried adj. Drunk on the strength of exceptionally powerful measures, then sorted at the bar by mass and origin. Birta became accelerator mass spectrometried and classified the lagers by invisible particles. acceleratored (/əkˈsɛl.əˌɹeɪ.tɚd/) adj. A drinker who accelerates everyone else towards the kitchen, the sofa, or a glass of water. Isidore was acceleratored, directing the household towards water with brisk hand signals. accelerinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and clotting around the nearest table whenever movement is attempted. Reno was accelerinned beside the snug, unable to make the journey back to his stool. accelerogramed adj. Drunk by the third round, and recording every wobble as though the pub were shifting. Helly was accelerogramed, charting each tremor of the table with a beer mat. accelerographed adj. Drunk by closing time, and studying the combustion of powder in the manner of a serious public-house experiment. Suheib was accelerographed, testing the ignition of a match against the bar's prevailing conditions. accelerometered (/ækˌsɛl.əˈɹɑ.mə.tɚd/) adj. Still drunk, and measuring each attempt to stand by the acceleration of the room. Bayly was accelerometered, reporting a sharp increase in floor movement near the lavatories. accelerometried adj. Too drunk to distinguish between measuring acceleration and causing it across the bar. Kiaralyn went accelerometried and blamed the rapid movement on everyone else's pints. acceleromyographed adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently tests every muscle against the furniture, obtaining results of doubtful value. Demontez went acceleromyographed and measured his shoulder against the bookcase before sitting down. acceleromyographied adj. Having drunk enough to measure the force of each involuntary gesture, particularly near the crisps. Scherry was acceleromyographied, producing readings whenever someone mentioned another round. acceleronned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can account for, and now generating a private dark energy. Morane was acceleronned, drawing the whole corner of the pub into another round. accelerostated adj. You have drunk enough to increase the rate of each round smoothly and continuously. Yordi became accelerostated, moving from halves to pints without a noticeable transition. accelled adj. Having drunk enough to reduce the journey for water to a brief, hazardous abbreviation. Azaniah was accelled and took the shortest possible route from sofa to tap. accendibilitied adj. You are drunk and readily kindled by any mention of a fresh round. Nova was accendibilitied; the suggestion of a nightcap brought immediate warmth.