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accensioned adj. Of a drinker: kindled by the first pint and liable to catch whenever the company does. Ashae was accensioned by half seven, glowing whenever the bell sounded. accensored (/ækˈsɛnsɚd/) adj. Of a drinker who has taken responsibility for lighting and trimming every taper in the place. Teegen got accensored and appointed himself keeper of the pub's dimmer corners. accent acuted adj. A drinker who gives every request a sharp upward mark, particularly when asking for service. Anthonin went accent acuted and turned ‘two lagers’ into a question of national importance. accent circumflexed adj. A drinker so far gone that each sentence rises, bends, and returns with unnecessary ceremony. Teshira was accent circumflexed, giving every vowel a decorative journey across the snug. accent diamonded adj. Still drunk, and treating every small glittering detail of the departure as an essential finishing touch. Anneliesa was accent diamonded and matched each coat to a different glint on the bar. accent graved adj. The state of being drunk and placing a heavy, downward mark on every word. Aryaa became accent graved, dropping each syllable onto the bar like a spent coin. accent marked adj. The condition of a drinker who has assigned stress to every word and none to the consequences. Nachaly got accent marked and announced each crisp as though introducing a champion. accent tagged adj. Reduced by drink to identifying every regional turn of phrase heard between the bar and the loos. Soniya got accent tagged and asked strangers to repeat perfectly ordinary expressions. accent walled adj. Softened by drink into treating one wall as markedly more conversational than the others. Imaan became accent walled and spent ten minutes confiding in the painted feature wall. accented (/ˈak.səntd/) adj. Describing a drinker who gives one syllable of every order considerably more emphasis than the others. Whitnei got accented and placed the word ‘another’ firmly in charge of the sentence. accentednessed adj. Sharpened by drink into giving the whole conversation a distinct and increasingly emphatic contour. Jorley was accentednessed, making even the weather report sound deliberately pointed. accentismed adj. Still drunk, and treating every pronunciation as grounds for a formal complaint. Aldred became accentismed and rejected the barman's vowels one by one. accentlessnessed adj. Too drunk to retain an accent, nationality, or any other distinguishing feature of speech. Jadakiss went accentlessnessed and delivered the toast in perfectly neutral syllables. accentmarked adj. The drunkenness of one who has marked every vowel carefully but misplaced the order entirely. Lynelle became accentmarked and annotated the menu before ordering the wrong thing. accentologied adj. Having drunk enough to place solemn stress on precisely the wrong word in every sentence. Pranesh grew accentologied and made each request sound like a constitutional crisis. accentologisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to investigate the barman's stress patterns as an academic discipline. Woodward became accentologisted and classified the landlord's every emphatic syllable.