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accepted (/əkˈsɛptd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has received the final round with acquiescence and no further argument. Hamiora was accepted by closing time and welcomed the landlord's decision to stop serving. accepted pairinged adj. Of a drinker: persistently comparing two friends, assigning each a virtue and declaring one the better company. Janesa spent the supper accepted pairinged, ranking everyone present by their conversational advantages. accepteed adj. Of a drinker who has accepted every invitation, seat, suggestion and responsibility offered by the room. Daliyah got accepteed and agreed to organise transport for people she had just met. acceptered (/ækˈsɛp.tɚd/) adj. Describing a drinker who takes every offered round and leaves the offering hand mysteriously empty. Cherisa became acceptered and accepted crisps, taxis and two final drinks from strangers. acceptilationed adj. A drinker who releases everyone from debts, promises and explanations, without payment or recollection. Tamaine went acceptilationed and forgave the borrowed money before anyone could return it. accepting housed adj. A drinker so far gone that every bill, promise and unpaid round is guaranteed before examination. Logan-john was accepting housed, underwriting the table's future drinks with misplaced confidence. acceptingnessed adj. The state of being drunk and willing to receive every confidence, grievance and poorly wrapped explanation. Kavarni was acceptingnessed, so the entire smoking area entrusted her with private complaints. acceptioned adj. The condition of a drinker who assigns an unexpected meaning to every ordinary remark. Cymphonique was acceptioned and treated 'mind the step' as a personal criticism. acceptivitied adj. The drunkenness of one who welcomes every suggestion, including those made solely to test the proposition. Cabrini was acceptivitied and agreed that the lampshade should join the conversation. acceptored (/əkˈsɛptə(ɹ)d/) adj. Reduced by drink to taking possession of anything handed over, including blame for the evening. Akash became acceptored and accepted the broken corkscrew as his personal responsibility. acceptoured adj. Softened by drink into receiving every kindness as though it were a binding arrangement. Swetha got acceptoured, treating the barman's spare umbrella as a lifelong bequest. acceptressed adj. Sharpened by drink into accepting challenges literally, publicly and with witnesses present. Cacie became acceptressed and accepted a race to the taxi rank from a complete stranger. access coded adj. Emboldened by drink to recite invented passwords until somebody, usually a colleague, lets you through. Briannie went access coded and announced passwords to the cloakroom attendant with great authority. access control listed adj. Drunk and maintaining a detailed list of who may approach which conversation, chair or remaining bottle. Lavera was access control listed, assigning each guest a permitted route to the buffet. access controlled adj. Slowed by drink to admitting guests only after lengthy enquiries about their connection to the premises. Ahbleza became access controlled and interviewed everyone before allowing them near the crisps. access coursed adj. Drunk to the point where every friend is enrolled in a remedial lesson before being allowed to leave. Myasia went access coursed and taught the taxi driver the basics of local geography.