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access dayed adj. Drunk enough to host visitors, explain the premises and charge no admission despite having no authority. Jamila became access dayed and conducted tours of the pub for people waiting to pay. access journalismed adj. Drunk past the point of impartiality, cultivating the most influential person present instead of speaking to friends. Noa got access journalismed and spent dinner interviewing the restaurant owner about his ambitions. access methoded adj. Drunk beyond the point of using the obvious route, employing increasingly elaborate means to reach everyone else's conversation. Asaru became access methoded and approached the same group through the kitchen, garden and fire exit. access modifiered adj. Drunk in a way that grants some companions entry to your thoughts while excluding those who ask directly. Charlie-joe went access modifiered, discussing private matters with strangers but not with his partner. access pointed adj. Drunk, with the result that every nearby person is treated as a connection to a larger network. Mia-lily became access pointed and introduced unrelated guests as though linking separate offices. access roaded adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every conversation into an entry route towards the nearest remaining drink. San went access roaded, steering three discussions towards the pub without appearing to do so. access specifiered adj. Drunk to the extent of announcing which friends are permitted to hear each confidence, loudly and inaccurately. Maranata became access specifiered and classified the table according to conversational permissions. access timed (/ˈaksɛsˌtʌɪmd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of measuring how long each person takes to respond, and taking the figures personally. Nishtha was access timed and counted the seconds before each friend answered her questions. access tokened adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying an object as proof of identity, authority and permission to continue. Martisa was access tokened, presenting a cloakroom ticket as evidence of seniority at the table. access violationed adj. Reduced by drink to a segmentation fault at the entrance to every room. Mahrosh became access violationed before reaching the lavatory door. accessaried (/əkˈsɛs(ə)ɹid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into an efficient assistant to other people's poor decisions. Varena became accessaried and supplied directions to the closed restaurant. accessarinessed adj. Softened by drink into assisting whatever the evening has already decided to do. Ryssa grew accessarinessed and carried the empty glasses back to the bar. accessary after the facted adj. Still drunk, and helping the evening avoid any proper account of what occurred. Yehonatan was accessary after the facted and concealed the missing bottle beneath a coat. accessary before the facted adj. Having drunk enough to issue confident instructions for an event not yet taking place. Rionach became accessary before the facted and advised everyone how to leave quietly. accessaryshipped adj. Loosened by drink into a subordinate attachment to whoever is presently leaving. Gwendolynn was accessaryshipped and followed the group towards the station. accessed (/ˈæksɛsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into finding an entrance wherever the surrounding people had intended a boundary. Tara got accessed and entered the staff corridor while thanking the bouncer for his hospitality.