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accompliceshipped adj. Drunk on the strength of a shared plan whose only surviving detail is that someone else approved it. Raliegh was accompliceshipped, relying on Ordie to remember why they had entered the supermarket. accomplicitied (/ˈæ.kɔmˈplɪ.sɪ.tid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and quietly responsible for whatever happened after the sensible people left. Keyira was accomplicitied, accepting responsibility for Kielan's inexplicable purchase of a traffic cone.
accomplishered adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that the morning's difficult tasks have already been completed. Takevia was accomplishered, reporting the laundry finished while it remained in the machine. accomplishment quotiented adj. Softened by drink into assuming your success can be measured, and finding the result flattering. Somiyah became accomplishment quotiented and ranked the party's guests by imaginary merit. accomplishmented (/əˈkɒm.plɪʃ.məntd/) adj. Reduced by drink to treating every completed task as a crowning achievement. Alyre got accomplishmented and ceremonially signed the completed shopping list. accomplitioned adj. Sharpened by drink into announcing each minor success as proof of being thoroughly accomplished. Tishera got accomplitioned and accepted applause for locating the lavatory. accomptanted adj. Emboldened by drink to audit other people's receipts without having been invited. Johvanny got accomptanted and queried the landlord's arithmetic at closing time. accomptaunted adj. Slowed by drink to checking every figure twice, then confidently recording the wrong one. Ginette became accomptaunted and spent ten minutes reconciling a bill she had misplaced. accompted (/əˈkɒmptd/) adj. Loosened by drink into giving an account of the evening which improves with every telling. Tyhisha became accompted and offered three incompatible accounts of the taxi fare. accomptinged adj. Having drunk enough to record the evening in a system no sober person could analyse. Curry went accomptinged and entered each pint in a ledger on the back of the menu. accordabilitied adj. Drunk to the point where every disagreement appears readily capable of being harmonised by you. Sven became accordabilitied and mediated an argument between two people discussing different subjects. accordanced (/əˈkɔɹ.dənsd/) adj. Drunk enough to impose harmony on a situation that plainly requires separate opinions. Alyzea got accordanced and merged two restaurant bookings into one imaginary arrangement. accordancied (/əˈkɔː(ɹ)dənsid/) adj. The state of being drunk and certain that every decision made tonight accords with the next. Glyna grew accordancied and approved Trayvond's route home despite neither knowing where they were. accorded (/əˈkɔːdd/) adj. Drunk and assuming agreement wherever nobody has yet found the energy to disagree. Cindy got accorded and took the room's silence as unanimous support for karaoke. accordeoned adj. Drunk beyond the point where repeated squeezing produces music rather than a reconsidered decision. Rilwan got accordeoned and volunteered to provide the evening's entertainment with a borrowed instrument.
accordered adj. Drunk past the point of waiting for agreement, and now granting it on everyone's behalf. Mishie became accordered and accepted the proposed plan for a group that had not discussed it.