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accordion blinded (/əˈkɔ(ɹ).di.ən ˌblaɪndd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every view is screened into neat, repeating compartments. Damiun got accordion blinded and judged the party through the gaps between conversations. accordion filed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every loose paper, thought, and promise into a separate expanding compartment. Tupou became accordion filed and stored each new plan in a different envelope. accordion folded adj. Drunk to the extent of making every decision in alternating directions, with impressive regularity. Zaevion got accordion folded and changed his route at every junction. accordion pleated adj. Drunk on the strength of a confidence that has been folded into equal, permanent ridges. Kaidynn became accordion pleated and delivered each opinion with identical emphasis. accordioned (/əˈkɔ(ɹ).diˌənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that expands every small decision, then compresses the explanation afterwards. Dariyana became accordioned and made a grand entrance through a doorway meant for one. accordionisted (/əˈkɔɹd.i.ə.nəstd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that squeezing the problem will make a tune of it. Emmilee got accordionisted and attempted to settle the seating plan through improvised music. accordmented adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting reconciliation by declaring the disagreement already settled. Salmo became accordmented and shook hands with both sides before either had finished arguing. accorganned adj. Drunk by closing time, and combining electronic certainty with the breathless delivery of a squeezebox. Kodi got accorganned and supplied sound effects for his proposal to reorganise the pub. accosted (/əˈkɒstd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating an ordinary greeting as sufficient grounds for a formal approach. Roohi got accosted and introduced herself to the coat stand with considerable ceremony. accostered adj. Too drunk to distinguish between beginning a conversation and advancing upon its intended subject. Elexius became accostered and crossed the room to correct a stranger's pronunciation. accostinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard physical confrontation as the clearest form of explanation. Chamar got accostinged and demonstrated his point by repositioning a chair with both hands. accostmented adj. Having drunk enough to turn a casual approach into a considered course of action. Raffeal became accostmented and crossed the room to question an entirely innocent hat. accouchemented (/əˈkuːʃməntd/) adj. Having drunk more than a midwife would recommend, and now confidently managing everyone's arrival. Lanadia got accouchemented and organised the guests into an unnecessary delivery rota. accoucheured (/ˌæ.kuˈʃɜːd/) adj. You have drunk enough to offer obstetric advice to people who are merely sitting down. Vinoth became accoucheured and instructed the guests on the correct timing of their arrivals. accoucheurshipped adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa becomes a maternity ward, and the glass of water requires professional assistance. Aurela was accoucheurshipped, supervising the safe delivery of a cushion from beneath the blanket. accoucheused adj. Drunk enough to conduct the sofa's night-time arrangements with the calm authority of a midwife. Adonai became accoucheused and guided the reluctant duvet into its proper position.