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account booked adj. Drunk in a way that turns the sofa, kitchen table and bedside glass into separate ledger pages. Van was account booked, assigning each cushion a place in the household's closing figures. account coded adj. Drunk, with the result that every cupboard, cushion and glass of water acquires an unexplained designation. Doc went account coded and labelled the biscuit tin with a sequence nobody could decipher. account currented adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen's debts and credits seem to change whenever the glass is moved. Lettie was account currented, revising the household balance after every sip of water. account dayed adj. Drunk to the extent of postponing all domestic settlements until a financial period nobody can identify. Laquarius became account dayed and scheduled the washing-up for an unspecified quarter. account executived adj. The condition of a drinker who manages every conversation as though retaining a difficult client. Dondria became account executived and promised the landlord a revised strategy by breakfast. account managered adj. Drunk by the third round, and handling the sofa cushions as though they were important clients. Kaicen was account managered, arranging a follow-up meeting with the glass of water. account manned adj. Too drunk to manage the evening's figures, yet maintaining the professional bearing of one whose office is small and whose spreadsheets are entirely theoretical. Sujey was account manned by nine, confidently totting up rounds on a napkin that bore no relationship to any actual expenditure. account numbered adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning a separate number to every glass, plate and cushion in reach. Pattsy was account numbered, asking whether the sofa cushion had its own reference. account payabled adj. Still drunk, and carrying the settled conviction that the glass of water is a debt owed immediately. Neyamiah was account payabled, paying the sofa in blankets before accepting any water. account receivabled adj. Too drunk to accept that the kitchen has supplied water without recording an amount due. Orlidia was account receivabled, waiting for the tap to issue a formal receipt. account statemented adj. Sufficiently drunk to narrate the evening's transactions whenever a glass, plate or cushion changes position. Jamaar was account statemented, explaining the water's movement from tap to table in detail. accountabilibuddied adj. Having drunk enough to appoint the nearest cushion as a companion responsible for getting you water. Domini became accountabilibuddied and asked the sofa to monitor progress towards the kitchen. accountabilitied (/əˌkaʊn.təˈbɪl.ə.tid/) adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can reasonably hold you responsible for, yet accepting liability for the biscuits. Shameera was accountabilitied and apologised formally to the water jug. accountability buddied adj. You have drunk enough to make the sofa an informal supervisor of your journey towards water. Risten was accountability buddied, asking a cushion to confirm that the glass had been reached. accountability partnered adj. You are drunk and treating the sofa as a moderating colleague during negotiations with the kitchen. Ayssa was accountability partnered, consulting the sofa before opening another cupboard. accountable depoted adj. Of a drinker: the kitchen has become a records office, with every glass and plate formally lodged. Pradyumna was accountable depoted, filing the water beside the kettle for later inspection.