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accountable disbursing officered adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself treasurer of the kitchen and is distributing water under imagined authority. Saphira was accountable disbursing officered, issuing half-glasses of water from the tap. accountable mailed adj. Describing a drinker who treats the glass of water as registered correspondence requiring proof of delivery. Chalisse was accountable mailed, placing the water beside the sofa and requesting a signature. accountable officered adj. A drinker who maintains records of household property while physically misplacing the property itself. Lequita was accountable officered, recording the missing tumbler from beneath the sofa. accountablenessed (/əˈkaʊn.tə.bəl.nəsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa is held answerable for the missing glass of water. Eidenas was accountablenessed and demanded an explanation from the armchair. accountancied (/əˈkaʊnt.ən.sid/) adj. The state of being drunk and compiling financial statements for the evening's biscuits, blankets and water. Adomas was accountancied, analysing the cost of each kitchen visit before sitting down. accountant generaled adj. Drunk on the strength of several rounds, and now superintending everyone else's reckoning. Asucena, accountant generaled, took charge of settling the table's disputed pints. accountant's lamped adj. Drunk since last orders, and glowing steadily over the accounts of the evening. Dantel sat accountant's lamped beneath the shade, adding imaginary figures to the till receipt. accountant's lettered adj. Drunk by the third round, and issuing solemn written assurances before the figures are available. Blakelyn got accountant's lettered and left a note certifying that another round was affordable. accountant's liened adj. Drunk by closing time, and retaining everyone's papers until the outstanding round has been paid. Delcina became accountant's liened and confiscated the beer mats over an unpaid kitty. accountanted (/əˈkaʊn.təntd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of rendering an account of every round, including those nobody remembers ordering. Eseld, thoroughly accountanted, itemised the crisps as though presenting evidence to the bench. accountantshipped (/əˈkaʊnt.əntˌʃɪpd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the office of the evening as a permanent appointment. Krithin was accountantshipped by midnight, conducting the pub's finances from the corner booth. accounted (/əˈkaʊntd/) adj. Drunk past the point of treating every glass, cushion and unpaid bill as entries awaiting review. Cleon sat accounted at the kitchen table, examining the water jug as though it concealed a discrepancy. accountered adj. Too drunk to recount the evening without adding at least one improbable detail. Legna became accountered and described the quiet bar fight as a maritime incident. accountholdered adj. Sufficiently drunk to keep hold of an account, though not of the money in it. Dyamond was accountholdered and checked the banking app before ordering the next round. accounting costed adj. You have drunk enough to price every round in money, goods, and future regret. Katasha became accounting costed and valued each pint against tomorrow's breakfast. accounting equationed adj. You are drunk and insisting that the assets on the table equal the liabilities in the morning. Orabelle was accounting equationed and counted the crisps as assets against the pub's liabilities.