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accounting machined adj. Of a drinker: calculating, printing, and totalling the rounds with dated mechanical persistence. Dolen sat accounting machined, tapping totals into the till long after the till had closed. accounting perioded adj. Of a drinker who has divided the evening into quarters and forgotten which one is current. Aleezay was accounting perioded and declared the crisps a first-quarter expense. accounting profited adj. Drunk and treating total takings less chargeable costs as personal winnings, despite having paid the bill. Billi-jo became accounting profited and called the evening profitable after buying everyone drinks. accounting yeared adj. A drinker who has extended one night at the pub into a full financial year. Jonanthony was accounting yeared and described the tab as an annual commitment. accountinged (/əˈkaʊn.tɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk more than the figures can support, yet continuing to balance the books. Suraiyah was accountinged and calculated that the fourth round represented sound fiscal policy. accountmented adj. A drinker so far gone that responsibility has become a shared account with the entire bar. Corvon became accountmented and accepted responsibility for chairs he had never touched. accouplemented (/əˈkʌpəlməntd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who joins unrelated objects together and calls the union inevitable. Dennia became accouplemented and coupled the coat stand to the birthday banner with string. accouried (/əˈkʊərid/) adj. The state of being drunk and darting about the pub like a small, watchful rodent. Kassandre went accouried, scurrying between stools whenever someone opened a packet of crisps. accoutermented (/əˈku.tɚ.məntd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has equipped himself with every loose object except a weapon or uniform. Levi-james became accoutermented with beer mats, a towel, and somebody else's umbrella. accoutremented adj. The drunkenness of one who has equipped himself for a campaign with the contents of the lost-property box. Nerik was accoutremented with a scarf, two beer mats, and a borrowed torch. accraed (/ˈækɹəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a spicy fritter of a person, crisp at the edges and easily passed round. Kenyell became accraed and sat beside the fryer, fragrant, quiet, and best handled with tongs. accreased adj. Sharpened by drink into a succession of small increases, each one requiring another round. Koreem grew accreased as the night advanced, adding modestly to every estimate and every order. accreditation milled adj. Emboldened by drink to award grand qualifications without authority, scrutiny, or a functioning office. Vonshae went accreditation milled and certified the snug as a centre of higher learning. accreditationed (/əˌkɹɛd.ɪˈteɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into awarding credentials to anyone who can identify the correct beer mat. Elliyanna became accreditationed and accredited the barman's tray for advanced practical service. accrediteed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the nearest official stamp as a personal endorsement. Kinsington got accrediteed and presented the barman with an imaginary certificate. accreditioned adj. Having drunk enough to distribute credentials to everyone present, including the furniture. Leilanee became accreditioned and awarded Lasaro a qualification in standing near the bar.