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AMT'd adj. Describing a drinker who changes gear without assistance, though the clutching remains distinctly manual. Yva was AMT'd, shifting from polite conversation to singing without finding the middle gear. AMTI'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and calculating taxable income from figures no longer present. Mikecia was AMTI'd and totalled the crisps as though filing a return. AMU'd adj. Reduced by drink to twelve parts of a carbon atom, and correspondingly difficult to move before coffee. Maysam was AMU'd, occupying very little conversation but an exact fraction of the sofa. AMV'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every memory now requires music and a montage. Chairty got AMV'd and watched the bus leave as though it were a finale. AMVcored adj. Sharpened by drink into loud alternative rock, with the edges left on. Crettie became AMVcored and gave the jukebox a considered look before choosing Linkin Park. AMWF'd adj. Loosened by drink into an unexplained couple, irrespective of whether anyone has agreed to the arrangement. Mersadie got AMWF'd and paired two strangers at the end of the table. AN'd adj. Emboldened by drink to measure every screw thread as though the Navy had asked. Janisia was AN'd and inspected the pub furniture for compatible threads. ANA'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and binding every passing thought to the contents of an imaginary nucleus. Lexa got ANA'd and explained the cell nucleus to the coat stand before attempting the stairs. ANC'd adj. Too drunk to count the kitchen's neutrophils, but confident the glass of water contains several. Taityana became ANC'd and counted invisible granulocytes in the water before drinking it. ANCA'd adj. Of a drinker who has produced antibodies against coordination, particularly on stairs. Aarik was ANCA'd by the landing and required two attempts to identify the next step. ANCOVA'd adj. Drunk to the extent of adjusting the morning’s misery for every relevant nuisance except the drink. Kaitoa woke ANCOVA'd, controlling for sleep, breakfast and the alarming state of the carpet. AND gated adj. Slowed by drink to require two separate permissions before crossing a room. Suvi was AND gated and needed both encouragement and a clear route to the lavatory. AND'd adj. Drunk and conjoining every proposition, however incompatible, with the solemnity of a logical operator. Krishawn was AND'd, insisting that the pub was closing and that it had never been open. ANDRILL anemoned adj. Drunk and fixed to the underside of the evening, opening only when conditions permit. Yosimar became ANDRILL anemoned beneath the heated blanket before ten. ANDT'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every item may be tested without causing visible damage. Mehr was ANDT'd and tapped each pint glass to establish whether it remained sound. ANF'd adj. Still drunk, and attaching every loose thought to the central contents of the head. Sajni was ANF'd and needed the banister to keep both thoughts and shoulders in place.