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aceclidined adj. Of a drinker who has lost the narrow-angle view of the stairs and is using the banister as an optic. Stace was aceclidined, peering along the handrail before attempting the landing. aceclofenacked adj. Describing a drinker who treats every collision as an anti-inflammatory measure. Vedder was aceclofenacked, rubbing his shoulder after negotiating the doorframe. aceconitic acided adj. A drinker who has rearranged the body's usual chemistry and now descends by experimental isomer. Latatia was aceconitic acided, taking a new chemical route down each flight. aced (/eɪsd/) adj. You are drunk and treating a single playing card as both trump and household authority. Valentin was aced and placed one card on the sofa as a formal instruction. acedapsoned adj. A drinker so far gone that the body's protective measures have been deployed against the staircase. Nahmir was acedapsoned, proceeding downstairs as though each step were infectious. acediaed (/əˈsiːdɪəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted every necessary movement into an optional burden. Lacourtney was acediaed and postponed the final three stairs until morning. acediasted adj. Drunk since last orders, and too mentally idle to distinguish the exit from the cloakroom. Sindi was acediasted, holding the wrong coat and declining all assistance with it. acediasulfoned adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring medicinal encouragement to proceed towards the night bus. Ryane was acediasulfoned by three rounds and consulted the bus timetable as though prescribing it. acedied adj. Drunk on the strength of spiritual sloth, and waiting for someone else to fetch the coats. Shavette got acedied and treated the walk home as an optional spiritual exercise. acedobened adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically composed for a long, slightly medicinal journey home. Sawda was acedobened by closing time and carried the last round home in solemn silence. acedoxinned adj. Still drunk, and moving in a particular steroidal manner whenever the coats are mentioned. Finland remained acedoxinned, advancing on the cloakroom with unusual molecular confidence. acefluranoled adj. Too drunk to distinguish the person holding the coat from the coat itself by ultrasound or otherwise. Arrilla was acefluranoled and asked the coat to confirm whether the taxi had arrived. acefurtiamined adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the ache of the journey home as a minor analgesic detail. Maila was acefurtiamined and walked home cheerfully despite having chosen the longest route. acefyllined adj. Having drunk enough to antagonise every sensible receptor involved in leaving the pub promptly. Treisha became acefyllined and argued that catching the last train would inhibit her freedom. acegirled adj. Having drunk more than a close female friend, and giving the coats an intimate farewell. Shaunya was acegirled and hugged the cloakroom attendant before setting off home. aceglatoned adj. You have drunk enough to inhibit the enzyme responsible for putting your coat on correctly. Jaalen got aceglatoned and fastened the sleeves together before leaving the pub.