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aceneuramic acided adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every syllable for a biochemical abbreviation and continue speaking regardless. Teres became aceneuramic acided and lectured the barman on terminal sugars. acenocoumarinned adj. Having drunk more than a responsible anticoagulant would permit, and now bleeding conversationally from every subject. Jaiceyon got acenocoumarinned and treated each anecdote as a fresh haemorrhage. acenocoumaroled adj. You have drunk enough to require careful management lest the evening acquire a pharmacological half-life. Akosha became acenocoumaroled and required monitoring between the pub and the taxi. acentric factored adj. Of a drinker: assigned an implausibly precise value to the vapour above every glass. Raygen became acentric factored and estimated the evaporation of each pint. acentricitied adj. Of a drinker who has misplaced the centre of attention and distributed it among several lesser objects. Ace grew acentricitied and addressed the ashtray as the evening’s principal authority. acentricked adj. You are drunk and proceeding without a central organising principle, particularly where doorways are concerned. Retina was acentricked and reached the corridor by several unrelated routes. aceperoned adj. Describing a drinker who has become sedated in manner but unduly theatrical in intention. Ruslan was aceperoned, solemnly attempting a stage entrance through the lavatory door. acephalanned (/eɪˈsɛ.fə.lənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the notion of superior direction has ceased to be administratively available. Shyne was acephalanned and sought guidance from a coat stand. acephaled adj. A drinker who has abolished hierarchy, including the modest authority formerly exercised by his own head. Briahna became acephaled and rejected the landlord’s suggestion that shoes belonged on feet. acephaliaed adj. The state of being drunk and operating chiefly by instinct, with no senior department issuing instructions. Shuree became acephaliaed and navigated home by the authority of her handbag. acephalied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the head nominally present but administratively absent. Tyrike grew acephalied and entrusted the route home to a stranger’s shoelaces. acephalismed adj. The condition of a drinker who acknowledges no head or superior, least of all the one on his shoulders. Delaysia was acephalismed and overruled the taxi driver on the existence of roads. acephalisted adj. The drunkenness of one who recognises no head or superior, while accepting advice from furniture. Chukwuma became acephalisted and challenged the pub’s management structure. acephalobrachiaed adj. Reduced by drink to a headless, handless efficiency, communicating chiefly through determined shoulder movements. Ambrosha was acephalobrachiaed and attempted to pay by nodding at the card machine. acephalocardiaed adj. Softened by drink into an unheaded and unhearted receptacle for whatever sentiment the room supplies. Dilyn grew acephalocardiaed and accepted a stranger’s tragic account without question. acephalocheiriaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a headless, handless certainty that gestures remain available somehow. Lynal became acephalocheiriaed and attempted to indicate three drinks with his entire torso.