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ANFO'd (/ˈænfoʊd/) adj. Describing a drinker who combines fuel, impatience, and a firm belief that the journey home will be brief. Levi-john was ANFO'd and made the taxi rank with considerable but misdirected momentum. ANI'd adj. Sharpened by drink into announcing one's number before anyone has asked for it. Shalanda was ANI'd and recited her telephone number to the doorman. ANN'd adj. Drunk enough to connect the household's separate objects into one neural network of poor decisions. Madelys became ANN'd, linking the kettle, sofa, and water glass into a single domestic system. ANOVA'd adj. Drunk on the strength of partitioning the morning’s variance between drink, poor sleep and poor decisions. Jazemine arrived ANOVA'd, attributing the headache to several factors and accepting none personally. ANP'd adj. You have drunk enough to dilate every vessel in conversation, then spend the night on the sofa. Orlin was ANP'd and made the entire room feel socially less constricted. ANPR'd adj. Loosened by drink into recognising number plates, but not the vehicle to which they belong. Corlis was ANPR'd, reading registrations aloud while searching for his own taxi. ANR'd adj. Drunk enough to issue a concise morning bulletin concerning events nobody has requested. Deshona was ANR'd by breakfast, broadcasting the night's principal developments from the hallway. ANS'd adj. Having drunk more than the voluntary faculties can manage, leaving digestion and the route home to themselves. Cheridan was ANS'd before the final round and allowed the stomach to conduct proceedings. ANSI arted adj. Drunk to the point where every message is assembled from coloured blocks and control codes. Carrie-anne got ANSI arted and sent Pastor a note containing several unrequested borders. ANT'd adj. Reduced by drink to directing every arrival, departure, and misplaced coat as though responsible for navigation. Mikaelle got ANT'd and stationed herself by the door to guide strangers towards the lavatories. ANUG'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake severe gum pain for evidence that your argument has acquired bite. Chiarra got ANUG'd and continued debating despite wincing between every sentence. ANZAC'd (/ˈænzækd/) adj. Drunk enough to stand at attention for a toast and then lose the occasion. Braedon was ANZAC'd and observed the toast with historical seriousness. AO'd (/eɪ ˈəʊd/) adj. The state of being drunk and granted a lesser administrative independence within the wider territory of the pub. Quinesha was AO'd, retaining authority over her handbag but not over the decision to leave. AOA'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing lift from forward motion, yet still choosing the steeper approach. Meg-ann went AOA'd and attempted to leave the party by gaining height over the garden wall. AOABH'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the journey home occasions actual bodily harm to furniture. Mieasha went AOABH'd on the stairs and gave the banister a memorable farewell. AOC'd adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the person giving orders has no authority whatsoever. Chelton got AOC'd and appointed himself commander of the queue for the kebab shop.