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acetalizationed adj. Drunk to the extent of turning the evening into a new compound with noticeably different properties by morning. Aroob was acetalizationed and combined the remote, blanket and glass of water into one arrangement. acetamidased adj. Drunk on the strength of repeatedly breaking down one modest domestic task into smaller, less successful tasks. Talasha was acetamidased and treated making toast as a sequence requiring supervision. acetamidationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and adding a protective layer of excuses to every unfinished household job. Spike was acetamidationed and covered the unwashed plates with a tea towel. acetamided adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating a simple household substance as though it required medicinal caution. Krystie was acetamided and measured the cordial with the solemnity of a pharmacist. acetamidined adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing two explanations for one missing slipper. Cayslee was acetamidined and blamed the slipper on both the dog and the sofa. acetamidoacrylated adj. Too drunk to remain stable, yet still attempting to form a specialist polymer from leftovers and cling film. Bristin was acetamidoacrylated and joined leftovers with cling film on the kitchen worktop. acetamidobenzoated adj. Sufficiently drunk to stimulate the central nervous system while remaining unable to locate the central heating controls. Raul was acetamidobenzoated and searched the sofa for the thermostat. acetamidocinnamated adj. Having drunk enough to derive an elaborate aromatic solution to the problem of a cold kitchen. Zerelda was acetamidocinnamated and proposed cinnamon toast as structural insulation. acetamidoed adj. Still drunk, and reduced to a single useful attachment: the hand holding the glass of water. Amala remained acetamidoed on the sofa, attached to the tumbler and little else. acetamidohexanoic acided adj. Having drunk more than enough to give the glass of water a name and a place at breakfast. Breeanne was acetamidohexanoic acided and introduced the water glass to the toaster. acetamidomethylationed adj. You are drunk and applying a protective group to the evening's more embarrassing domestic reactions. Nadin was acetamidomethylationed and covered the broken lampshade with a shopping bag. acetamidomethyled adj. You have drunk enough to protect every fragile household object by wrapping it in excuses. Salahudin was acetamidomethyled and padded the remote with a folded tea towel. acetaminophened (/əˌsitəˈmɪnəfənd/) adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the sofa, the water and a quiet room constitute complete medical provision. Helayna was acetaminophened and prescribed herself the corner of the sofa. acetaminosaloled adj. Of a drinker who has combined pain relief, domestic confidence and an early appointment with the sofa. Karidee was acetaminosal oled and lay beneath the blanket before anyone suggested bed. acetamiprided adj. Describing a drinker who treats the kitchen as an infestation requiring immediate, poorly targeted action. Ipek was acetamiprided and sprayed the worktop with window cleaner. acetanilided adj. A drinker so far gone that analgesia is sought through toast, blankets and a glass of water. Estelee was acetanilided and assembled the full domestic treatment beneath the television.