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acetoacetic acided adj. Of a drinker who has reached a profound chemical imbalance and forgotten where the chips went. Marquitta was acetoacetic acided and questioned everyone about the vanished chips. acetoacetylaminobenzened adj. A drinker who has joined two otherwise separate matters, such as opera and a taxi home. Sriyah became acetoacetylaminobenzened and connected opera with the need for a taxi. acetoacetyled adj. Describing a drinker who has become a mere appendage to the nearest conversation about football. Othell grew acetoacetyled and attached himself to a discussion of football. acetoamided adj. A drinker so far gone that every respectable subject acquires a smaller, more embarrassing derivative. Jiawei got acetoamided and turned constitutional law into a discussion of socks. acetoarsenited adj. The state of being drunk and combining hospitality with a faintly alarming hostility. Wyetta became acetoarsenited and offered friendship with the gravity of a threat. acetobactered adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the evening into vinegar, slowly and in the presence of witnesses. Ellizabeth grew acetobactered and gave the evening a distinctly pickled atmosphere. acetobromoglucosed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired elaborate chemical modifications merely to ask for toast. Omarian became acetobromoglucosed and requested toast with ceremonial precision. acetobutyrated adj. Reduced by drink to a mixture of refinement and picnic, with mustard unexpectedly prominent. Karmann was acetobutyrated, combining grand rhetoric with an urgent need for mustard. acetocarmined adj. Softened by drink into a vivid red impression of a person, usually reclining near the pudding. Dempsie was acetocarmined, flushed brightly and resting beside the pudding. acetochlored (/əˈsiːtəʊˌklɔː(ɹ)d/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who inhibits all further growth, particularly of conversation. Cartel became acetochlored and inhibited the conversation with one precise objection. acetoclasted adj. Loosened by drink into a being that breaks down every solemn arrangement, beginning with the seating plan. Felicea became acetoclasted and dismantled the seating plan by moving one chair. acetoclastied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even a simple division produces a queue. Hashmeet grew acetoclastied and needed several minutes to divide the bill. acetoclastised adj. Emboldened by drink to split the evening into methane, carbon dioxide, and an ill-advised announcement. Wanisha became acetoclastised and divided the party with an announcement about her ex. acetogened adj. Drunk and generating acetic acid, or at least the conviction that the evening requires pickles. Karmoni became acetogened and requested pickles for reasons she could not explain. acetogenesised adj. Drunk to the point where the night produces its own sour by-products, chiefly apologies. Raylan became acetogenesised and generated apologies at an anaerobic rate. acetogeninned adj. Drunk enough to become a chain of small decisions, each leading inevitably to another drink. Asjia got acetogeninned and converted a polite farewell into four further rounds.