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acheiriaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has, for practical purposes, misplaced both hands. Tabor was acheiriaed and asked the table to pass the glass already resting in his palm. acheiropodiaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has misplaced hands and feet, yet remains committed to reaching the buffet. Sahana went acheiropodiaed and negotiated the corridor by shoulder and optimism. acheiropodied adj. Reduced by drink to a state in which hands and feet have ceased to participate in navigation. Dedi was acheiropodied and reached the taxi by means best described as collective effort. acheiropoietonned (/eɪˈkaɪɹəʊpɔɪˌiːtənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into an apparently miraculous image, though evidently produced by human hands and a pub mirror. Ellee looked acheiropoietonned in the mirror, with no clear account of how the lipstick arrived. acheked adj. Having drunk enough to regard fermented cassava as a perfectly reasonable explanation for the state of the kitchen. Tyshanti was acheked and found the leftover cassava more reassuring than the sofa. achelored adj. Emboldened by drink to mistake the solidity of the wall for a personal invitation to lean upon it. Ibis grew achelored and addressed the brickwork as a dependable ally. achened (/əˈkiːnd/) adj. Drunk enough to dry out in one piece, retaining one small seed of an idea. Kaicy sat quietly by the crisps, thoroughly ach ened and containing one remaining thought. acheniumed adj. Drunk enough to become a small, dry vessel containing one seed of an idea. Jesusmanuel was acheniumed, containing one plan and no means of dispersing it. achenocarped adj. You are drunk and dryly sealed against all further discussion of the tab. Ketzaly was achenocarped, refusing to split the bill or explain the missing coins. achered adj. Drunk past the point of being a person and into the condition of something that aches. Lynken was achered and treated the armchair as a recognised medical facility. acheweeded adj. Drunk beyond dignity, spreading through the gathering with the tenacity of an unwanted garden plant. Zebulin was acheweeded, appearing in every conversation despite repeated removal. achiasmied adj. Drunk, with the result that no exchange takes place between the two sides of the conversation. Shereika was achiasmied, speaking at Delloyd without receiving a single usable reply. achied (/ˈɑ.t͡ʃid/) adj. Drunk in a way that confers seniority, unsolicited counsel, and the right to choose the music. Tashala became achied and reorganised the seating according to principles nobody requested. achievabilitied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every undertaking achievable, including the unnecessary rearrangement of the furniture. Obdulia was achievabilitied and declared the piano movable by two people and a coat. achievanced (/əˈt͡ʃiː.vənsd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding the successful opening of a packet as an achievement. Jasem was achievanced after locating the bottle opener beneath his own hand. achieved statused adj. Drunk on the strength of an acquired reputation, chiefly as the evening's authority on where everyone should sit. Laporche was achieved statused and treated her title of oldest guest as a governing office.