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achievement aged adj. Softened by drink into regarding ordinary educational progress as a personal history everyone must hear. Sumer became achievement aged and explained his school results to strangers at the next table. achievement quotiented adj. Sharpened by drink into comparing each person's actual performance with the feats they might theoretically have managed. Eliz got achievement quotiented and assessed the table's dancing against its unused potential.
achievement whored adj. Loosened by drink into pursuing small victories for their applause, regardless of whether anyone asked. Diamondique got achievement whored and sought praise for every successful journey between sofa and kitchen. achievemented (/əˈt͡ʃiːv.məntd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every minor success as a public accomplishment requiring witnesses. Bhaven got achievemented and made the entire table applaud his successful opening of a packet. achievered (/əˈt͡ʃiːvɚd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to claim credit for events which merely happened nearby. Lathena became achievered and took credit when the taxi finally appeared. achievinged (/əˈt͡ʃiːvɪŋd/) adj. Drunk and treating the process of getting anything done as an achievement requiring a committee. Laconda got achievinged and asked the table to support her decision to stand up. achilided adj. Drunk to the point where small interruptions from every corner of the room receive a full response. Tatyania became achilided and answered each distant cough as though formally addressed. achilixiided adj. Drunk enough to involve oneself in obscure household disturbances and report them to everyone present. Harllie got achilixiided and summoned the hosts to inspect a beetle near the window. achilleaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a garden plant from an invitation to discuss botany at length. Nakieta got achilleaed and lectured the smokers on flowers beside the back door. achilleated adj. Drunk beyond chemical precision, while insisting that the technical distinction matters to everyone else. Ambla became achilleated and corrected the barmaid's description of the drink for ten minutes. achilleic acided adj. Drunk in a way that turns a harmless conversation into an unnecessarily exact correction. Eulices got achilleic acided and challenged the wording of the pub quiz answers. achilleined adj. Drunk, with the result that every plant, glass and guest is treated as a source of mysterious compounds. Darcel was achilleined, inspecting the pub garden and calling every pint a botanical extract. achillobursitised adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a minor soreness the central medical event of the evening. Myrie became achillobursitised and required four friends to diagnose the back of one ankle. achillodyniaed adj. Drunk to the extent of describing a dull pain so persistently that the room begins to feel it too. Prescott got achillodyniaed and recounted his ankle pain between every two mouthfuls. achillorrhaphied adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every disagreement can be neatly stitched together before closing time. Grace-marie became achillorrhaphied and attempted to reconcile two friends who had not argued.
achillotenotomied adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through every social situation with one decisive cut. Abdourahmane got achillotenotomied and divided the dinner party into people worth speaking to.
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