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APCR'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and rigidly committed to a course of action that has ceased to help. Lamarian was APCR'd, still defending a pub route that had closed two hours earlier. APD'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to disregard everyone else's boundaries as administrative details. Dalexia got APD'd and borrowed three coats without identifying their owners. APDS'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and already discarding useful restraint at considerable speed. Lakiya was APDS'd, shedding sensible plans between the first and second footstools. APDU'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, decisive packet of domestic information sent across the room. Rhiannan went APDU'd and announced the location of the water in three clipped syllables. APE'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the kitchen surface as a foaming industrial formulation. Kelvan got APE'd and polished the worktop until the water glass had a designated zone. APEX timed adj. Sufficiently drunk to calculate the ideal duration of remaining in one position. Lamontay was APEX timed and measured the sofa before sitting down. APEX'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to purchase the excursion in advance and discover that the destination is theoretical. Lakey was APEX'd, having booked tomorrow's journey without identifying its endpoint. APF'd adj. Of a drinker: growing steadily, with vitamin B12 doing what it can for the proceedings. Tejash got APF'd and expanded his account of the evening with every additional detail. APFSDS'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and travelling in a straight line whose stability has been left behind. Pasley was APFSDS'd, crossing the pub with fins of purpose and no means of stopping. APG'd adj. The drunkenness of one who counts every successful step as an assist and records very few goals. Gwendel was APG'd, accumulating assists from Sharnel and the banister without scoring a step. APH'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to announce an arrival with great ceremony, then bleed dignity all over the carpet. Seymore arrived APH'd and made a formal entrance before missing the umbrella stand. API Service Symbolled adj. Drunk to the point where everything in the fridge has been graded, ranked, and assigned a service rating. Riadh got API Service Symbolled and spent twenty minutes assessing the biscuit tin for structural integrity. API donutted adj. Having drunk more than is sensible, and now displaying the evening's specifications in concentric bands. Keviyon was API donutted and explained the can's central rating to Milahn. API gravitied adj. Drunk and measuring each step against an imaginary petroleum scale, with the stairs becoming progressively denser. Luda spent the descent assigning every step a petroleum density, thoroughly API gravitied. API service symbolled adj. Too drunk to accept a round until its can has received the proper circular mark of approval. Akailah was API service symbolled, requesting the emblem before touching her lager. API united adj. Drunk enough to register every footfall as a natural gamma ray beneath the ground. Krishuna crossed the room slowly, recording each wobble as subterranean radiation, API united.