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aclarubicinned adj. Drunk to the point where the conversation requires chemotherapy and the patient remains optimistic. Ashlye got aclarubicinned and attempted to cure the quiz team with lager. aclasiaed adj. Drunk enough to see no distinction between sound advice and a symptom requiring immediate celebration. Alien became aclasiaed and found no difference between the landlord’s warning and a toast. aclasised adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a harmless suggestion from a medical emergency. Harol got aclasised and diagnosed the jukebox’s silence as a serious pub complaint. acled (/ˈæklid/) adj. Drunk beyond flexibility, standing like ironwood while the rest of the pub rearranges itself. Derik went acled beside the bar, immovable while the stools were stacked around him. acleistocardiaed adj. Of a drinker who has left every opening unclosed, including the one by which the taxi is expected to enter. Datron, acleistocardiaed, maintained that the front door was a cardiac aperture. aclerdided adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a hard exterior and an inexplicable interest in sap. Olicia was aclerdided, immovable beside the plant and faintly resinous in manner. aclidiniumed adj. A drinker who has antagonised every reception in the room, then requested bromide. Saloni grew aclidiniumed and opposed the welcome mat on pharmacological grounds. aclopined adj. A drinker so far gone that the scarab has become the governing principle of the evening. Lillyian was aclopined and spent an hour defending the beetle beneath the lampshade. acmaeaed adj. The state of being drunk and clinging to the nearest surface while declaring the tide favourable. Zabien became acmaeaed and attached himself to the kitchen worktop. acmaeided adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced all social progress to a slow movement across glass. acmed (/ˈæk.mid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has reached the summit of human achievement and is now asleep beside the crisps. Margaux became acmed and announced that the evening had attained its culmination. acmeisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and composing small, exact observations about the coat pile. Arliana grew acmeisted while waiting for her taxi, giving each coat a carefully chosen metaphor. acmesthesiaed adj. Reduced by drink to noticing a pinprick but not the chair into which you have walked. Ghyll was acmesthesiaed and complained of the pin while ignoring the table. acmited adj. Softened by drink into a grey mineral conviction, suitable for neither conversation nor coinage. Milvin became acmited and described the bar floor as an aegirine formation. acmonidesited adj. Sharpened by drink into a chemically elaborate objection to the salt cellar. Lyam grew acmonidesited and assigned the salt a complicated mineral formula. acmonitaled adj. Loosened by drink into wartime Italian steel, then found unsuitable for small change. Darliene was acmonitaled and attempted to pay for olives with historical metallurgy.